She should ask Sinbad whats his secret.
Let’s be honest. If her rack is bigger than her gut, she’s doing OK for herself.
Not when Verne Troyer can fit inside one of her thighs.
And here I thought Baba Yaga was a myth.
You must have skipped over the Courtney Love photo earlier.
OMG! Kill it with fire!
Does that dress have stretch-marks?
Dude, her stretch marks have stretch marks.
Not pictured, in her right hand: the poison apple she made for Snow White.
“Hey, Snow White – do me a favour and hold my smokes. I’ve got an apple here somewhere for you.”
This photo should serve as a warning to Christina Hendricks.
This is awful. Photo Boy hates us.
clearly, because my eyes have just burned right out of my skull
I thought it was bad when she killed “Cheers” – now my eyes and soul are dead from gazing at her. Damn it, Fish!
Yeah, thats what a size 4 looks like…a size 4 dress stretched within an inch of it’s life to fit a size 26
the stripes on her dress exploded
Behold! Viggo the Carpathian!
Oh crap, I’m turning to stone! Get her, Perseus!
“Hay yapa no la, Solo?”
Hurry up and vote her off so Ursula can sink back down in the sea!
She’s think”Outa my way! I haven’t had food for 5 minutes!”
That dress was an unfortunate choice…but then again so was that face.
Good god, is she holding Red Lobster condoms!
Coverfield II isn’t looking that good.
Check out her neck, by any chance iis she planning to dance to Crocodile Rock?
Wow, extra vicious. +10
Emperor Palpatine in Drag?
We’ve seen that look before. Hopefully the staff at Sizzler can refill the bacon tray fast enough this time.
If she’s a size “4″, then my dick is a size “fucking huge”.
FOR THE WIN!
Somewhere in LA, Ted Danson’s getting a little prettier.
She looks like Fergie in 30 years.
AFTER the estrogen therapy, correct?
promo scene from the movie: When Drapes Attack!
foot undies?! She wears her underwear on her feet? Guess she can’t get them any higher
She’s a size-four in Speedo couture apparently.
The vagina print between her boobs is actually the same size as the vagina between her legs.
If you look closely at the rear view mirror, it says, “Warning! Objects in front of you are even LARGER than they appear.”
You know you’re on the obese side when the figure of another woman is entirely shrouded by your frame.
Hey isn’t that your mom?
Haha dude yo mama’s so… huuurrrgggghhh
I always wondered what would happen if those twins from The Matrix merged into one. Neo help us!
Bill Cosby is gonna be pissed when he sees she’s stretched out one of his good sweaters…
I thought Leona Helmsley was dead?
she reminds me of what fat bastard looked like post liposuction.
This, ladies and gentleman, is what years of cocaine, yo-yo dieting, and Scientology will do to a person.
If I was dancing cheek to cheek with her, and those neck folds hit me, I’d be seeing stars too.
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Kirstie Alley leaving a practice for Dancing With The Stars in Los Angeles. (May 20, 2011)