1. It had to be said

    Someone tell her that Schweppes isn’t alcoholic before she makes an ass . . . oops. Too late.

  2. Still luvin’ her.

  3. Cock Dr

    Michelle seems to have had a great goddamn time in Cannes.

  4. MrsWrong

    “Now there’s my happy fun juice”

  5. Deryn

    She seems fun.

  6. looks like America Ferrera on a BAD day,,,

  7. brennan haley

    No, really, you wizzed in my fucking drink? Damn, that was tangy. Double!

  8. Savalas

    Schwomwun putsch shum shit in the schwepes, maaaaan!

  9. tlmck

    When she gets home, she will not even remember she was in Cannes.

  10. Michelle Rodriguez is laughing? I’m scared…


    You know you’re a veteran alcoholic when you have a cup attached to your headphones so it’s never far away.

  12. Just what the world needs… another lesbian DJ.

  13. I admire a woman who has modeled her life after Marion from Raiders of the Lost Ark.

  14. “So that’s what jizz tastes like.”

  15. nooooooooooo

    Sticker says “Don’t be a dick” and she’s busting a gut because she has no idea what the hell that entails.

  16. It’s been almost 10 minutes since Samantha Ronson dropped that record on the floor. I wonder what’s taking her so long.

  17. “Pay up, Arnold! I told you if you filled it, I’d drain it!”

  18. TyroneBiggums

    Awwwwwwwwww…………skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet

  19. baron of all media

    Let me get this straight. This chick DJs, parties like an animal, gets down with chicks, and rope swings on Khloe Kardashian’s tampon? Best. Woman. EVER.

  20. Jebadiah

    I’ll have what she’s having.

  21. yeah yeah yeah yeah

    I can’t believe Russel Brand got a boob job!

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