Someone tell her that Schweppes isn’t alcoholic before she makes an ass . . . oops. Too late.
Still luvin’ her.
Michelle seems to have had a great goddamn time in Cannes.
“Now there’s my happy fun juice”
Not pictured-The Vodka for her tonic
She seems fun.
looks like America Ferrera on a BAD day,,,
No, really, you wizzed in my fucking drink? Damn, that was tangy. Double!
Schwomwun putsch shum shit in the schwepes, maaaaan!
When she gets home, she will not even remember she was in Cannes.
Michelle Rodriguez is laughing? I’m scared…
You know you’re a veteran alcoholic when you have a cup attached to your headphones so it’s never far away.
Just what the world needs… another lesbian DJ.
I admire a woman who has modeled her life after Marion from Raiders of the Lost Ark.
“So that’s what jizz tastes like.”
Sticker says “Don’t be a dick” and she’s busting a gut because she has no idea what the hell that entails.
It’s been almost 10 minutes since Samantha Ronson dropped that record on the floor. I wonder what’s taking her so long.
“Pay up, Arnold! I told you if you filled it, I’d drain it!”
Awwwwwwwwww…………skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
Let me get this straight. This chick DJs, parties like an animal, gets down with chicks, and rope swings on Khloe Kardashian’s tampon? Best. Woman. EVER.
She’ll drink to that!
ha ha ha!! good one.
I’ll have what she’s having.
I can’t believe Russel Brand got a boob job!
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Michelle Rodriguez at the Schweppes Party on the beach in Cannes, France. (May 21, 2011)