superficial

  1. Hugh Jass

    Kid Rock’s little brother?

  2. It actually looks like he’s pronouncing “douche”.

  3. baron of all media

    If dressing like that gets a guy piles of hot ass, I have a lot of return receipts I need to find.

  4. KNOBGOBBLER3

    Hey great! Arnold’s girlfriend’s waiting for him when he turns around!

  5. brennan haley

    I hope he cashed the check Celebrity Dildo’s paid him for making a cast of his unit, cause they’re gonna be SOME KINDA PISSED when they see what comes rolling off the conveyor belt.

  6. hbw

    Pimpin’ aint easy

  7. slim

    he needs the toothpick to get the douche out of his teeth after wearing that hat.

  8. …since going flat broke, Spade now spends his days gaining nourishment from samples of citrus fruit at the flea market.

  9. tlmck

    It’s a mystery as to why he still has a career in show business, and an even bigger mystery how he got one in the first place.

  10. Elle

    Fedora? Check. V-Neck swater? Check. Aviator shades? Check. Toothpick? check. Cool jeans…oops… trackpants. Sorry you’re not a compete douche.

  11. Sadly, the market was out of coattails to ride.

  12. Chris Farley dies and this guy lives? It must be true that God takes the good ones first.

  13. That Guy

    Who?

  14. whiskeyafternoon

    spade? more like a ho.

  15. I’m getting damn tired of these Peter Dinklage photos.

  16. To prevent the world from being exposed to future generations of douchery, Bob Barker is spearheading an effort to have him Spade & neutered.

  17. Smivey

    “No, I’m not smaller than a—look, I have one here to prove it. See?”

  18. TyroneBiggums

    Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy………………..

  19. TyroneBiggums

    Life’s a garden…………dig it.

  20. UnholyKrep

    Was not aware garanimals made fedoras for the pre-skoolers. But it looks good on you David, serussly.

  21. Charmless Man

    David has taken to entering restaurants only far enough to grab a complimentary toothpick and leave. Here we see him finally being confronted by a restaurant owner after the 8th time in one day.

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