superficial

  1. Butters

    Skeletor’s a lady?!?!

  2. kec232

    I now understand how he was able to look past the name “Mildred”.

  3. NRK

    Tales from the Crypt: Beach Edition

  4. bethy

    I think it just hit her.

  5. HumpinFrog

    Predator V: Dude looks like a lady!

  6. whos rough daddy and what does he do?

    Next time bleach his undies yourself no maid, OK?

  7. Fig

    Chuckieee, get back here!!!

  8. DKNY

    Halfway through being raptured…

  9. “The fuck is he groping now? ARNOOOOLD!”

  10. Jeremy Feist

    “Good evening, boils and ghouls! Don’t mind me, I’m just taking a stroll down the beaches of MaliBOO. It seems Arnold isn’t the only one airing out his skeletons! But don’t worry, he won’t be the only one BONING people for long! YAHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEEEEEE!”

  11. Crabby Old Guy

    God, now I have to go bang a maid.

  12. brennan haley

    Looks like someone finally saw a recent picture of the maid and the kid. Yikes!

  13. slim

    her: I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL
    ash williams: come get some.

  14. Savalas

    I’ll see your Kirstie Alley and I’ll raise you a Maria…

  15. Her plan to take over Castle Greyskull is proceeding nicely…or at least to force He Man to sell it and split the profits.

  16. KNOBGOBBLER3

    Why’s everybody so pissed off @ Arnold for playing the field when obviously his wife’s been dead for years?

  17. Double D

    Annnnnndddddd all of a sudden Ahnuld isn’t quite so dumb. Still dumb, but not THAT dumb.

  18. “Let me sing you a song, Carol Anne.”

  19. Apparently I wasn’t the only one who fell in love when Predator took its mask off.

  20. That Guy

    Oh fuck it’s a pterodactyl.

  21. whiskeyafternoon

    gee, wonder why he slept around? sure, it was with one of the Univision candy stripers at the old folks home, but still.

  22. random

    holy shit, it’s the emperor from star wars

  23. Cookie

    Who can turn the world on with her smile?

  24. vlad

    This was the look on her Uncle Jack’s face when the first bullet hit

  25. Sin

    Of course I’m going crazy. Did you see what my husband fucked?

  26. “Who are you calling a dummy, dummy?”

  27. Why would Ahnuld even think of finding a mistress when he had such a delicate little flower waiting for him at home?

  28. As a Kennedy, you’d think I’d be used to this shit by now.

  29. MoJoTee

    Wow: Kirstie Alley IS looking better as she looses weight!

  30. chupacabra

    And on the 7th day, it rose from the sea… the dragon and whore then made many ugly babies upon whose head sealed the fate of the state of Califoahneea.

  31. Steelerchick

    And everyone wonders why Arnold screws around???

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