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Miss USA Winners Take It All Off – Drunken Stepfather |
Justin Timberlake Is So Bad In This, It's Not Even Funny – Fishwrapper | |
Bar Refaeli Is Busting Out Of This Dress – Popoholic | |
Top 30 Possible Celebrity Sex Faces – Celebuzz.com | |
These Girls Know How To Work A Mirror – The Chive | |
Miley Cyrus Gets On All Fours For Us – Lainey Gossip |























What’s Kevin Bacon doing in Pittsburgh?
Now she just needs to find a rope to tie that scarf to and a stool.
Well, he’s a cute little chap.
Seen here shopping for a glove with knives attached to it.
Heh heh… win!
Nice job obliterating all evidence of feminine gender. Way to go.
Matthew Broderick was doing what now?
boring
Didn’t want to stick with the pixie cut, eh, chicken?
It’s sad that comparing the pop star to their closest appearing counterpart of the opposite sex has become the formula of choice for Le Superficial. While I may have chosen this post to complain on purely because I think Emma is tits, it is a far reaching problem, and it really isn’t that funny on repeat.
Well, to be fair, it’s not Fish making those comparisons but the commenters. And I think a lot of them do it because they saw a couple make The Most Important People on the Internet and they want to get on there, too. Personally, I think movie references are the best way to go for that.
Emma, it’s “unraveliousa”, not “unravllyossa”.
Put your phone away!
Truman Capote lives!
Looks like a Freddie Kruger casting call. Did she make the cut?
I can’t wait until these goddamned hats and scarves are OVER. You know who looked cool wearing a hat? Sinatra and Run DMC. You know who else? NOBODY. And they sure as hell didn’t pair it with no gay-ass scarves.
The shockwaves are still reverberating throughout the community of potato fetishists.
You spelled “Winona Ryder” wrong.
holy crap Pete Doherty is looking fantastic now.
What the hell is she doing in Pittrsburg?
She is apparently filming a movie that nobody is going to see because she is horribly unattractive without the curls, and the little kids won’t want to see her without scarface and the ginger by her side.
Say hello to my little wand.
Didn’t realize they were doing a remake of the Amazing Stories episode, “Go to the Head of the Class” with Emma Watson taking over for Christopher Lloyd. (Too obscure??)
If I defend her honor on a gossip blog and she, by some miracle, actually reads my noble missive, will Hermione Granger realize her true love is a 40 yr old with 3 cats and a formidable grasp of the english language? Most probably.
*cracks knuckles dramatically*
@lish What are you talking about? I think she’s doing a great Sam Ronson look here.
Bieber will be all over him if he sys this pic of his.
sys = sees (dont ask)