I knew I should’ve read that CDC page for dealing with the Zombie Apocalypse.

Did she get half-raptured or some shit?

Hard to imagine that Kurt Cobain would have thought death was a preferable option . . .

She has the Madonna arms

Lookin’ like Kurt exhumed and shiiii

I literally shrieked when I saw this. But since I shouldn’t be looking at gossip rags at work, I had to lie and say I saw a mouse. I can’t even begin to imagine the aftermath Courtney Love has just caused.

That’s not a caption, it’s what the guy is telling her:
“You’re Courtney Love. We’re at a beach party. In Cannes, France. Dou you understand what I’m saying?”

Yes, I would like the house special, and the lady will have some brains. Thanks.

did she wash up at said beach?

“It’s just a few more yards to the gate, Ms. Love. If you do not cooperate, you may be tazed.”

In some strange way this is just sad. Money and fame fleeting………

A face only a Roger Coreman movie could love.

Are we certain that somebody’s not pulling some “Weekend At Bernie’s” stunt with her and just propping this woman up from time to time?

Who wants infectious bloodborne pathogens?

How many lips does she think she has?

PUT IT BACK…Wherever it came from SEND IT BACK!

This lunatic will live for another 40 years

Oh my god, call 911, I see a brutal rape victim!

Thank you Jesus that she did not wear beach attire to this beach party.

They actually got Courtney to do that remake of FRANKENHOOKER? Sweet!

Damn! Ellen musta had one hell of a weekend!

remember folks… “remove the head, or destroy the brain”

Oh good, they found Gollum!

Apparently, her date with Chis Brown went about as well as one might have expected.

Captain Tripps would throw this one back.

It’s not polite to speak ill of the dead, even if they are walking around France.

Everytime I see Courtney I’m reminded of the rotten corpse in the bathtub Jack Nicholson made out with in The Shining. It probably smelled fresher, though.

if she just covered up more, combed her hair, cleaned up her makeup….aw fuck, who am I kidding; it wouldn’t make a difference

This is why it’s always a good idea to stop pushing your shopping cart full of cans and newspaper before applying the makeup you found on that body floating in your home swamp.

Someone give Dakota Fanning a sandwich!

Well, gotta save that picture for the “Look what drugs will do to you” talk with my kids.

Her face is melting. I mean, literally.

Weekend At Courtney’s

Yet, in the past few weeks there have been a few PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES that have dropped dead……

Natural beauty.

Every time I see her, I feel like watching ‘Weekend at Bernie’s'… I can’t imagine why.

someone needs to fix the air conditioning at Madame Tussaud’s. unacceptable.

This is what happens when you’re a) afraid of mirrors or b) have a permanent set of beer goggles on.

Oh yeah, I see some nip! She’s still got it!

L4D III is coming out so soon?

2 “gentlemen” escorting the crack whore to her gangbang.

Poetic justice for whatever crap she put Cobain through.

I always knew Dakota Fanning wasn’t going to age well, but damn! I guess any exposure at all to Tom Cruise at a young age will do that to a girl.

Seeing this picture makes me feel really bad for her. No idea why.

The after effects of someone almost saying her name 3 times in a row. Scary stuff.

She looked good for four seconds in 1998

She was a better a fat whore with a big nose…

Are they making, “The People vs. Larry Flynt 2″?

They’re actually making “Weekend at Bernie’s 3″

….We likeses the partiesssss….yes we does….we sees all the pretty precious peoples…..precious….oh so precious…..