superficial

  1. TetterkeT

    Why couldn’t this guy have gotten salivary cancer instead of Adam Yauch?

  2. Contusion

    And Amy Winehouse is still dead, right?

  3. Chupacabra

    How in the hell is he still alive?

  4. tits mcgee

    So he’s fat AND addicted to crack? Rough break.

  5. He’s our generation’s Keith Richards, but without a career or any talent.

  6. It’s been what, two years or so since he’s been in the Superficial? So what’s the hurry?

  7. Looks like Alex is off to the milk bar before a bit of the ultraviolence.

  8. Every time I see a photo of him he looks five years older.

  9. Johnny P!

    Scarily, he actually looks better than some of the ‘Teen Moms’.

  10. There just seems to be something about Sho-Biz that allows the ugliest assholes to get the coolest hats.

  11. Fat skinny guys are the worst.

  12. The Jonah Hill Recovery Diet doesn’t seem to be helping any.

  13. Frank The Duck

    Another spitter….

  14. bigalkie

    Samantha Ronson leaving court.

  15. Jon Hex

    I think you misspelled Doughy.

  16. El Jefe

    Does this loser actually do anything other than take every single drug on the planet every single day?

  17. bbiowa

    Goddam, Heidi Montag, Carmen Electra and then this shitbag? Am I stuck in the Wayback Machine with Mr. Peabody?

  18. tlmck

    Good to see him all “bright eyed and bushy tailed”.

  19. Why do people even pay attention to this asshole anyway?

  20. squishy

    Poster Boy for, Cigarette Pack and Heroin Bag, Discouragement Ads Internationally!!

  21. BostonBruin

    God I wish he would take a bath.

  22. Joaquin ingles

    Anthony Burgess, see what you’ve birthed?!

  23. Codot

    He looks like a Mitchell & Webb skit.

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