1. dontkillthemessenger

    In case anyone was wondering, this is NOT an AIDS test.

  2. your mom

    Don’t get AIDS…. Jack off!

  3. it had to be said

    Masturbation as AIDS prevention I guess.

  4. Michael Urea? Get outta his way! He’s gotta go!

  5. DeucePickle

    So THAT’S how you get AIDS.

  6. We

    Who is this fucking Antonio Banderas Jonas Brother mashup?

  7. nick

    “I don’t have AIDS, but I do have herpes!”

  8. neo_v

    you are supposed to return the glasses at the end of the film

  9. Well, if Wendy Williams and/or Jimmy Kimmel were giving me an erection, I’d want to hide it, too.

  10. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    That awkward moment when the cashier is waiting and you’re desperately searching your pants for the little bit of change you just *knew* you had?

    It could be worse.

  11. Colin

    And here’s my David Beckham impression!

  12. Discreet insertion of a tampon is always a challenge.

  13. bigalkie

    It’s not polite to finger yourself in public.

  14. bbiowa

    Clearly making Wendy Williams want to toast another Slim Jim.

  15. “My AIDS is itching!”

  16. squishy

    Sorry, who is this??

  17. BostonBruin

    Beyonce is not impressed.

  18. Raoul

    Try the lobster, but stay away from the crabs.

  19. Paris Hilton’s last victim.

  20. “You guys wanna see what AIDS does to your dick?”

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