superficial

  1. dontkillthemessenger

    Is he pretending to be rapper too?

  2. it had to be said

    Yes yes yes. You drink Dos Equis. We get it.

  3. Wow, it’s as if he stitched together a pubes beard…

  4. neo_v

    fashion’s reckoning

  5. popwilleatitself

    He’s got a bit of a Richard Dreyfuss thing going on here.

  6. Crissy

    If you Zoom in to his mouth, you can see that huge herpies outbreak he is trying to cover! ewwwwwwwwwwwww!

  7. vgrly

    Pube face.

  8. The guy on the right is all…

    “HNNNGGGGGHHHHH”

  9. The Brown Streak

    “Joaquin! Joaquin! Oh, sorry Willie Nelson.”

  10. Johnny P!

    Wow! They still make “X-Tra Hold” hair gel?
    AND mustache curling irons?
    Who says the 80s are dead?!?

  11. For a second I thought it was Spencer Pratt, and I began dialing the Suicide Prevention Hotline…

  12. disillusionisreal

    Who? Who are all of these people???

  13. Blech

    I think my pubes look better.

  14. Mumps

    What in the fucking bearded hell?

  15. bbiowa

    So is that Jeff Goldblum saying “doooooouchebag” on the right?

  16. SOB

    Guy in the background … “Say Cheese”

  17. mbcl

    “Please stop calling me Jamie Hyneman”

  18. squishy

    He must be on that new everything-consumed-threw-a-straw diet all the guys are doing now!! Or maybe, he’s just gone celibate??

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