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  1. it had to be said

    Wow. She actually looks pretty good there.

  2. Anonymous Bosch

    Bullshit. That’s Carrie Underwood.

  3. Contusion

    Are they bringing That Girl back?

  4. We

    I’d germinate on her.

  5. Tokyo Slim

    Who would have thought six years ago that the awkward boy with a big schnoz standing next to Jessica Simpson’s tits would turn out to be the more attractive of the sisters…

  6. Crabby Old Guy

    So, did she pass the audition?

  7. The Brown Streak

    Oddly enough, every ex-boyfriend she had was here today.

  8. So, she’s there to pick up?

  9. Well I guess the answer to my query is narrowed down. She’s obviously not dead. And she looks pretty fucking good, too.

  10. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    “Got a dirty mouth? clean it up with Orbit.”

  11. zomgbie

    who?

  12. El Jefe

    Amazing how good you look when you lose a 4ft, 100 pound douchebag names Pete Wentz.

  13. Why did you name your son so stupidly, asshole?

  14. Indigo Leopard

    Ah, crap! I can’t say anything bad about her. She looks quite good here.

  15. squishy

    That’s where gramma’s doilies went at the garage sale!!

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