1. dontkillthemessenger

    He finally gets what “two hands on the ball” means.

  2. Nice shoelaces, Becks.

  3. Colin

    After all the crotch action, I kinda forgot he had back. I mean a back. Side.

  4. “I’m clenching me bum”

  5. You guys might call it “The Crap We Missed”, but I’m calling it “The Crap David Beckham is taking right now”.

  6. The Brown Streak

    Hey Victoria, in eight months, this is what you’re going to look like.

  7. disillusionisreal

    Hmmmm…he hasn’t got his hand on his Johnson, but his Johnson is still all like, “hey, what about me, put that ball down and get in here…I need some attention….”

  8. lily

    i prefer A-Rods ass

  9. Mike Walker

    Nice girly arms, Becky.

  10. squishy

    Starting to resemble his work more and more every day!!

  11. thought stripes were supposed to make you look taller

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