What a beautiful little girl.
Someone knock that fucking Bears hat off his head ASAP!
That “C” doesn’t mean “Chicago”. It means “Cunt”.
Kid’s got the hairline of Dee Snider.
He lifts his leg when they kiss.
Jim Carrey’s girlfriend’s a midget?
So the “matching shoes” bit was all about black Nikes? BFD. By the way, they’re not identical: her soles are white, his aren’t.
His are. Look on his left foot.
I did. That’s the shadow on the pavement.
Use the zoom, Luke… use the zoom.
Both soles are white. Look at his RIGHT foot.
that kid is going to be bigger than him before she is 6
Pete: Can you say “Ashlee”?
Kid: Not the mama!
Pete: Good girl!
Nice skinny capris shithead.
What the hell ever happened to Ashlee? Did she lose a custody battle to Pete “Wentz-To-The-Toilet”? Did she die? Or maybe she went the way of Heidi Montag?
Her body language seems ot indicate he met his new date at the bouncy castle behind him.
So, it’s Ashlee, only more brunette?
Uggs? Really? And why do all these celebdads need to carry their children…can’t they walk?
Put me down daddy!!! You look gay in those capri’s. My friends will bully me!
When your kid is taller than you are, it is time to stop carrying him. It is a he, right?
At first I thought he was just a scrawny little twerp, but then I saw all the tattoos and realized he must be a total badass.
who the hell is Meagan Camper I mean your put her name up like we all know her no dam clue and by the way just give the dam kid a haircut
I can spell the word YOU just kidding
Uggs, blond hair extensions, pretentious asshole name. I would say Paris Hilton, but no its Bronx Mowgli. The kid never had a shot at being straight.
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