1. dontkillthemessenger

    What a beautiful little girl.


  2. it had to be said

    Someone knock that fucking Bears hat off his head ASAP!

  3. Contusion

    Kid’s got the hairline of Dee Snider.

  4. AAPL made me rich!

    He lifts his leg when they kiss.

  5. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    Jim Carrey’s girlfriend’s a midget?

  6. So the “matching shoes” bit was all about black Nikes? BFD. By the way, they’re not identical: her soles are white, his aren’t.

  7. neo_v

    that kid is going to be bigger than him before she is 6

  8. The Brown Streak

    Pete: Can you say “Ashlee”?
    Kid: Not the mama!
    Pete: Good girl!

  9. Nice skinny capris shithead.

  10. Misana

    Ashlee substitute.

  11. What the hell ever happened to Ashlee? Did she lose a custody battle to Pete “Wentz-To-The-Toilet”? Did she die? Or maybe she went the way of Heidi Montag?

  12. Her body language seems ot indicate he met his new date at the bouncy castle behind him.

  13. disillusionisreal

    So, it’s Ashlee, only more brunette?

  14. disillusionisreal

    Uggs? Really? And why do all these celebdads need to carry their children…can’t they walk?

  15. bigalkie

    Put me down daddy!!! You look gay in those capri’s. My friends will bully me!

  16. El Jefe

    When your kid is taller than you are, it is time to stop carrying him. It is a he, right?

  17. Joaquin ingles

    At first I thought he was just a scrawny little twerp, but then I saw all the tattoos and realized he must be a total badass.

  18. who the hell is Meagan Camper I mean your put her name up like we all know her no dam clue and by the way just give the dam kid a haircut

  19. I can spell the word YOU just kidding

  20. Annie

    Uggs, blond hair extensions, pretentious asshole name. I would say Paris Hilton, but no its Bronx Mowgli. The kid never had a shot at being straight.

  21. Venom

    I’m starting to wonder if that kid knows how to walk.

  22. What’s up with the hairline on that kid? Anyway with a name like Bronx Mowgli and asshole parents like that he never had a chance.

  23. Raoul

    “Daddy got a new mommy! Daddy got a new mommy! Yay!”

  24. Indigo Leopard

    One day Bronx Mowgli might kill his parents. When asked why he’ll reply, They named me Bronx Mowgli!! And the judge will dismiss the case.

  25. YoMamma

    That chick looks like Ali Lohan – which is suprisingly a step down, Pete.

  26. Sweet babysitting gig, maybe they can hit up Baby Gap next.

  27. Kitty

    it looks like he’s taking care of two little kids… and both of them girls…

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