That’s not a moon!
Starz On 45 (inch waist)
Each one of those stars is as big as our sun.
Dude, good one.
The Universe. It’s a wide load.
I see London, I see France, I see an actual galaxy depicted upon your pants.
Great shot of the Horse’s Ass Nebula
My God! It’s full of stars!
I bet that ass can fart…
When they said they would make her a model, she didn’t realise it was to be a model of the expanding universe.
There are stars in the southern sky…southward as we go-oh
I have a hunch that spanking her would be a real adventure.
worried about available space in an overpopulated world. look no further. we got a space that can fill the entire population of the Republic of China right here.
Stars Fell On Alabam….i mean Khloe’s ass.
In a galaxy far far away
How many faded flags had to die to make those jeans.
Just two of the ones they stretch out on a football field on opening day.
It’s the stars and hype.
Ahh man, I had those exact pants in a size 6 in 1981!! Burned those fuckers in 1982!!
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