superficial

  1. “Ah, fuck it. They saw it all in ‘Showgirls’ anyhow.”

  2. SOB

    We are sure she is pregnant? It looks like she has twins in her ass cheeks.

  3. USDA Prime McBeef

    Can somebody quick do a Zack Morris timeout and explain this shit?

  4. Anyone else want to see a titanic battle between her and Nicole Eggert?

  5. Mickey01232000

    Hit the wall in a porche at 200 MPH.

  6. I was never too crazy about her anyway, and I didn’t fuck her, so I don’t give a shit.

  7. Johnny P!

    Nice to see she’s still wearing ‘Versayse’.

  8. disillusionisreal

    Oh no, she’s got them funky puffy nipples…those’ll never go away…hahahahhaa…neither will those thighs….

    • CranAppleSnapple

      Yeah lady, we realise you have nipples, but we don’t really need to see every ingrown hair and puffy lump. Maybe invest in a larger size sausage casing?

  9. they could project the entire movie of Showgirls on her ass. then you could see her skinny ass transposed onto her fat ass for a truly Zen-like experience

  10. Joaquin ingles

    When did it become okay to display this shit?

  11. More like Elizabeth Los Angeles.

  12. LJ

    and people ridiculed me when I said she was working on her Jessica Simpson imitation. Now you see how into character she’s getting. Those method actors (shakes head).

  13. J.R.

    Hollywood — The NEW Cow-Town.

  14. She’s got a lot of work to do if she wants to regain her figure after childbirth.

  15. Indigo Leopard

    This must be her revenge for all those years she had to pretend she didn’t know everyone was jerking off to her body in Showgirls.

  16. EricLr

    Am I the only one looking forward to Showgirls 2?

  17. Franka

    My God – what happened?

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