superficial

  1. it had to be said

    Welcome to the toilet, I’m taking a dump . . .

  2. Contusion

    Is he performing with Guns N Roses, or is it just the Axl Rose Band, as usual?

  3. Tokyo Slim

    Axl has been taking dumps on stage since the mid 80′s.

  4. You’re never gonna snag a Kardashian with a red microphone, Axl. Not even if you pretend you’re peeing on her.

  5. Please let him show up on a child porn ring sting documentary…

  6. AAPL made me rich!

    Can this asshole even (still) sing?

  7. It’s a St. Louis flashback for Axl.

  8. the microphone matches the drapes, ziiiing!

  9. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    Yay for site specific memes.

  10. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    If a ball hits him in the crotch he drops in a tank.

  11. The Brown Streak

    Note to older rockers: Playing leapfrog with the band before the concert is a bad idea.

  12. Joe

    With his diet, it’s no wonder he has problems pooping.

  13. Someone asked him if he pitches or catches and he’s formulating his answer…

  14. direchef

    Axl Rose shitting on Gun’s N Roses? No way!

  15. disillusionisreal

    “And when I squeeze it really hard like this, the head gets all red and swollen, say Cheese muthafuckas!!!!!!

  16. Evil

    Kid Rock really let himself go.

  17. Mike701

    Joe Dirt livin’ the dream!

  18. tlmck

    Where is the old trap door into an endless pit when you need it.

  19. “just… let me… catch… my breath…”

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