“Don’t stare at her tits, don’t stare at her tits, don’t sta…. goddammit!”
You could open a jar of pickles with that ass.
This is how an Englishman looks while in the grip of feverish lustful thoughts.
Attn Pippa Middleton: That’s what an ass is supposed to look like.
“Hi Ma’am, I am looking for a Captain Picard. Can you tell him Q is looking for him? Thanks.”
So You Think You Can Dance On Another Network’s Dance Show
“Psssst…Maria…I’m unzipping my fly. Count to ten, then look down.”
Have you any grey poupon?
This ass has been working tirelessly lately.
Ah, Maria Menunous. A constant fixture in my lustful dreams. Don’t ever stop being sexy.
Nigel’s making plans for Maria.
Quick, you must come with me to the TARDIS, Maria Menounos!
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