superficial

  1. your mom

    “Don’t stare at her tits, don’t stare at her tits, don’t sta…. goddammit!”

  2. We

    You could open a jar of pickles with that ass.

  3. Cock Dr

    This is how an Englishman looks while in the grip of feverish lustful thoughts.

  4. Attn Pippa Middleton: That’s what an ass is supposed to look like.

  5. The Brown Streak

    “Hi Ma’am, I am looking for a Captain Picard. Can you tell him Q is looking for him? Thanks.”

  6. Swearin

    So You Think You Can Dance On Another Network’s Dance Show

  7. “Psssst…Maria…I’m unzipping my fly. Count to ten, then look down.”

  8. disillusionisreal

    Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiip.

  9. Mr Smap Beav Sr

    Have you any grey poupon?

  10. Joaquin ingles

    This ass has been working tirelessly lately.

  11. Ah, Maria Menunous. A constant fixture in my lustful dreams. Don’t ever stop being sexy.

  12. Mike Walker

    Nigel’s making plans for Maria.

  13. EricLr

    Quick, you must come with me to the TARDIS, Maria Menounos!

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