superficial

  1. dontkillthemessenger

    Gruosi and Grosser.

  2. it had to be said

    How drunk do you have to be to take Tara Reid to France? Apparently pretty damned drunk.

  3. Contusion

    Brad Garrett must have stopped dying his hair.

  4. USDA Prime McBeef

    Hey if I was that asshole, I’d hit it too.

  5. It’s nice to see that Mr. Pitt from “Seinfeld” got someone new to buy his socks and get his tennis racquet re-strung.

  6. So she’s a call girl. How nice.

  7. Crissy

    So that is her father, right?

  8. They have identical facial expressions!!!

  9. The Brown Streak

    It so sweet to see couples go to the bathroom and vomit together.

  10. Oh, he’s a jeweller. Now it all makes sense…?

  11. Here I thought Tara Reid had gotten her shit together, but evidently not her legs.

  12. Johnny P!

    Fawaz: “I just bought her, for two carpets and a brass lamp. Move along, there is no problem here”.
    Tara: “Where are we? You said booze… there’d be booze…. where’s the booze?’

  13. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    Wow ,way to go Tara. you got someone more shitfaced drunk than you to hook up with. makes you more presentable.

  14. disillusionisreal

    He looks like her dad. They have the same eyes…..and drunkmouth….(new word.)

  15. pretty shit-faced

    michael cain thinks tara should star in his next movie.

  16. gigi

    damn! can’t tell if Mr Pitt finally got the right socks….

  17. bigalkie

    YOU RANG?

  18. Blech

    You know what they say about soul mates: they resemble each other.

    Or maybe these two are just drugged up the ass.

  19. Umm…which is which?

  20. She’s got that wasted look on her face. I hope she hasn’t fallen off the wagon again.

  21. MarkM

    He then took Tara to the lake where she threw flower petals into the water, then he go confused and threw Tara into the lake, killing her, then the villagers chased him back into Frankenstein’s castle and set it on fire, ending the monster’s reign of terror!

  22. squishy

    Wow, father and daughter reunited…would have made such a beautiful Oprah episode!

  23. EricLr

    I bet the next morning she tweeted that she went to Cannes with Michael Caine.

  24. BostonBruin

    Can’t decide who looks worse.

  25. They are more fucked up than Wesley Snipes checkbook.

  26. Franka

    They both wear the dazed expression of two people who just saw Lil Kim from behind.

  27. catapostrophe

    Looks like that old man got a little drunk.

  28. Bonky

    Announcing Mr and Mrs Fawaz Gruosi, the royal family of the Island Of Cirrhosis

  29. Joaquin ingles

    How does she even have hair left after it’s fallen into the toilet so many times?

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