The Crap We Missed - Monday 5.21.12
Scott Disick, Rob Kardashian and Jonathan Cheban in London. (May 21, 2012)
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The Crap We Missed - Monday 5.21.12
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All hail King Douche I!
This is epic douchery.
Your move Jared Leto.
Somebody lost a bet.
Websters just found their image for Douche
“The Royal Penis is clean, Your Highness.”
+1 for the Blue Carpet reference
Which one is Rob Kardashian? The one wearing the heel?
Also, all douche comments and no pimp comments? C’mon, people. He’s all but married to a family of whores.
I don’t think the guy has the balls to stand up to Kris to he’s not the pimp; Kris is.
Yeah, I had a line about Scott challenging Pimp-Momma Kris for supremacy, but I wasn’t happy with it.
If he’s such a narcissist he should get some better fitting pants and lose that face fat.
He’s going to need that cane for real after the ass-kicking Joan Rivers gives him for stealing her coat.
And the winner for Worst Oscar Wilde Cosplay is…
I’m reminded of a Seinfeld scene, with Kramer prancing down the street in the “technicolor dreamcoat”..
that one & George in the Henry VIII costume
douche memes meet your new jpg.
Holy fuck.
The coat is gorgeous in a totally retro decadent King Louis the 14th way, but it’s a big much to wear while going on a Starbucks run. Also, it’s got a douche inside it, please have that professionally cleaned ASAP.
Cheban is such an algae eater.
“Joseph and The Amazing Technicolor Group of Douchebags”
And here I thought you couldn’t find a picture of a bigger ass than Lil’ Kim. Well played, Fish. Well played.
It’s things like this that remind me that King Douche is incredibly entertaining. You just know he did it to be the center of attention and that the other 2 are pissed about it.
I love this guy.
Is this a joke? Because I’m laughing.
Somebody should tell him the shooting stopped for the Tudor’s.
All aboard the hoooooooo train!
That’s douchey enough to freshen every vagina in the kingdom. Let them drink vinegar and water!
An American Fame-whore in London
Please….an asteroid. Just a small one, well placed.
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
(shuddering gasp)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Somewhere, Hamid Karzai is kicking the shit out of something…
Rob Kardashian: “I can’t believe it…this guy’s fucking my sister?”
Nah, he’s not surprised.
King Henry the 9th and his court jesters leave the hat store.
It takes one hell of a tacky coat to draw attentIon away from the mullet.
“There are scary parts of London. so scary they will turn you white.”
REALLY??? And the papparazzi was on hand to document THIS??
as he thinks to himself, “damn it feels good to be a Lannister”.
Somewhere, a member of the Anti-Fur Society is…
Oh, fuck it. It’s me who’s wishing anyone from the AFS were here, with a giant bucket of red crap.
It is nice to see that the local mental hospital has
” Get Some Fresh Air Mondays”
This fool is an embarrassment to all males. No matter of race, financial status, religious creed or intelligence. I wouldn’t be caught even walking behind this total douch. Just a sad case of head up a@@ syndrome. Cure? Six months ditch digging and living with Long Shore Local Union # 122 members. Knock the stupid right out of him.
Big Daddy Cane ain’t got shit on him.
“The force is with you, young Cheban, but you are not a jedi yet.”
Maybe one too many Tudor eps?! Delusion has definitely set in.
Isn’t this the coat Eddie Murphy wore in Coming To America?
Thank goodness he’s sporting a cane – otherwise, that outfit would just look gay.
Scott Disick, Scott Disick’s Coat, Rob Kardashian and Jonathan Cheban in London. (May 21, 2012)
WTF, Henry the eight has been reincarnated….