All hail King Douche I!
This is epic douchery.
Your move Jared Leto.
Somebody lost a bet.
Websters just found their image for Douche
“The Royal Penis is clean, Your Highness.”
+1 for the Blue Carpet reference
Which one is Rob Kardashian? The one wearing the heel?
Also, all douche comments and no pimp comments? C’mon, people. He’s all but married to a family of whores.
I don’t think the guy has the balls to stand up to Kris to he’s not the pimp; Kris is.
Yeah, I had a line about Scott challenging Pimp-Momma Kris for supremacy, but I wasn’t happy with it.
If he’s such a narcissist he should get some better fitting pants and lose that face fat.
He’s going to need that cane for real after the ass-kicking Joan Rivers gives him for stealing her coat.
And the winner for Worst Oscar Wilde Cosplay is…
I’m reminded of a Seinfeld scene, with Kramer prancing down the street in the “technicolor dreamcoat”..
that one & George in the Henry VIII costume
douche memes meet your new jpg.
The coat is gorgeous in a totally retro decadent King Louis the 14th way, but it’s a big much to wear while going on a Starbucks run. Also, it’s got a douche inside it, please have that professionally cleaned ASAP.
Cheban is such an algae eater.
“Joseph and The Amazing Technicolor Group of Douchebags”
And here I thought you couldn’t find a picture of a bigger ass than Lil’ Kim. Well played, Fish. Well played.
It’s things like this that remind me that King Douche is incredibly entertaining. You just know he did it to be the center of attention and that the other 2 are pissed about it.
I love this guy.
Is this a joke? Because I’m laughing.
Somebody should tell him the shooting stopped for the Tudor’s.
All aboard the hoooooooo train!
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