1. “Hold on, Juwan! Let me at least get a drink of water, I’ve still got LeBron James *cum* in my mouth!”

  2. “And then it got to be 2 1/2 inches and I said, woah there Justin!”

  3. “Hold on just a darn minute. I did NOT say we could have sex on the beach. I said if we go to the bar, I’d like to order a “Sex on the Beach.”

  4. Negotiating the price is always a tedious chore.

  5. No, NO! Soul brotha too boucoup!

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