superficial

  1. Hot looking Smurf.

  2. I just blue myself.

  3. FOR GOD’S SAKE, DOES ANYONE THERE KNOW THE HEIMLICH?

  4. DeucePickle

    There’s a joke in here about me getting blue balls, but I just can’t quite put it together

  5. I think we should thank Brett Ratner… Without his bumbling of X3, we might not have this…

  6. I am the worst nerd ever. I completely forgot that Mystique was played by JLa.

  7. ThisWillHurt

    Is it too much to hope that she’ll have a sex scene with an Orion slave girl?

  8. “A surprise audition has the Blue Man Group considering a name change.”

  9. And YOU thought it was tough having blue balls!

  10. I think I’m supposed to think I’m seeing something that I’m not supposed to be seeing. I think.

  11. thegrouchomarxist

    You know what they say: Once you go blue, you never go back.

  12. This should put an end to all the haters that think she’s fat.

  13. Pathos Avenger

    Bloobies!

  14. Elliott

    Didn’t she say that she was making it to where she would actually be wearing a jumpsuit instead of getting fully painted? That looks like all paint to me. Not that I’m complaining or anything. She even looks more toned than she previously was.

  15. Is there a “dildo smurf”? I want to be him!

  16. Jenn

    I, being a nerd wife, saw on the DVD where there’s textured latex appliqué pieces on the boobs, and vag, ass etc, and blue paint on the rest. It looks itchy.

  17. ruckus

    I would bang her until she changed into Photo Boy.

  18. I apparently have shape-shifting powers myself. I transformed my flaccid penis into an erect penis and back into a flaccid penis…


    …I’m trying to say I masturbated to the hot semi-naked girl, was that clear?

  19. I remember seeing Jennifer in the previous X-Men movie and saying to myself, “Who is that incredible looking young woman?” Some time thereafter she started getting some press and I didn’t realize she was the same woman at first. When it finally did click I thought to myself, “DAMN…I’ve sure got great taste in women!”

  20. Swearin

    Unfortunately, after winning an Oscar this earlier this year, all of Jennifer Lawrence’s other roles just blue

  21. She’s so fucking sexy.

  22. Mike

    Not looking forward to this film. I’d like to see the X-Men rights revert back to Marvel.

    That being said, I love this girl as much as anyone here. Count on it! Plus, this needs to happen…

  23. anonym

    oh, she’s wearing panties. That sucks.

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