1. And then there’s Snipes in the background. Wondering exactly how it happened that two of the whitest guys in Hollywood showed up dressed like black guys.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Such veritable Hollywood roles like Indiana Jones, Frasier Crane, Rocky Balboa… and Nino Brown.

  3. I smile with my eyebrows now.

  4. if someone pricks Sly’s cheek with a pin, the blood’s gonna shoot like 100ft.

  5. Why did Sly stick is head in a pot of boiling water?

  6. I hate the ones with Shemp.

  7. anonymous

    Stallone looks like he is wearing a mask of himself.

  8. I wonder if Cannes will ever recover from the geritol gang being this year’s biggest draw.

  9. Bonky

    The Easily Expendables.

  10. The Dependsables.

  11. How come old Italian guys can never turn there necks properly?

  12. This reminds me of a joke. Han Solo, Frasier and a catchers mitt walk into a bar…

  13. david(guest)

    “…at a combined age of 534, it’s … these guys!”

  14. Vlad

    Grammer: You tied your necktie too tight again, didn’t you?
    Stallone: mm-hmm.
    Grammer: Just play it cool, we’re nearly done.
    Ford: Unbelievable.
    Snipes: I should’ve paid those Goddamn taxes.

  15. Expendables 3: GET OFF MY LAWN!

  16. cc

    A clip on…pfft.

  17. JungleRed

    Suck it dude’s! Time’s a bitch for everyone.

  18. Why does Stallone always buy his suits one size too small?

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