Tell me your secrets to immortality Viggo! TELL ME!!!
He looks kind of like Jon Lajoie here, and that makes me happy.
What straight guy doesn’t love to play a round of “Yes, I saw his dick”?
The Alexander Skarsgård of his generation.
What kind of AIDS beard is that?
This is how everyone greets Sophia Vergara.
I will never have anything snarky to say about Strider.
Only because I don’t have to live with him amid the bohemian funk of incense, turpentine, cigarettes and BO.
Yep, I’d still hit it.
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Viggo Mortensen at a photo call for 'Jauja' during The 67th Cannes Film Festival. (May 18, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN