1. Tell me your secrets to immortality Viggo! TELL ME!!!

  2. He looks kind of like Jon Lajoie here, and that makes me happy.

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    What straight guy doesn’t love to play a round of “Yes, I saw his dick”?

  4. George P Burdell

    The Alexander SkarsgÄrd of his generation.

  5. What kind of AIDS beard is that?

  6. This is how everyone greets Sophia Vergara.

  7. I will never have anything snarky to say about Strider.

  8. Cock Dr

    Je t’aime
    Only because I don’t have to live with him amid the bohemian funk of incense, turpentine, cigarettes and BO.

  9. Liz

    Yep, I’d still hit it.

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