Viggo Mortensen at a photo call for 'Jauja' during The 67th Cannes Film Festival. (May 18, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Tell me your secrets to immortality Viggo! TELL ME!!!
He looks kind of like Jon Lajoie here, and that makes me happy.
What straight guy doesn’t love to play a round of “Yes, I saw his dick”?
The Alexander Skarsgård of his generation.
What kind of AIDS beard is that?
This is how everyone greets Sophia Vergara.
I will never have anything snarky to say about Strider.
Only because I don’t have to live with him amid the bohemian funk of incense, turpentine, cigarettes and BO.
Yep, I’d still hit it.
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