Arnold Schwarzenegger in Cannes. (May 18, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Just a couple of straight guys hanging out.
…watching pictures of naked maids.
“Lohan has got to be kidding posting this Cannes price list! ‘Dress up like a homely Latina housemaid’ is $1,000! I’ll be back – when she’s running a discount!”
“Hey, homos, my face is up here.”
“I vant to order some maid service.”
“You mean room service?”
“Ya sure. what did I say?”
Is that guy on the right not the biggest looking pussy?
It’s Alan from 2.5 Men!
Dis apple is crunchy.
Okay, that made me legitimately LOL.
Deltoid separation at 67 years old. Winning.
Hey, fellas, look at dis site called the soopafeeshal, dey got a pickcha of me holding an ipad on some balcony with a couple of loosas. They look all queer and girly…oh, wait, nevamind. Dis technology is amazing!
“Dammit! My comment didn’t make it into The Most Important People on the Internet!”
It’s like summer at Berghof.
“Zese eyegoggles do not werk !”
Arnold tweets ‘Gerry Lee Lewis guy never ages, huh? #whatshissecret #antiaging’
Two and a Half Menz
“Vhat is an eleven letter vurd for Latina Houzekeeper? It vould be M- E- _ – I- C- A-_ M- A- I-_?
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