Looks like Morpheus didn’t swallow the fashion pill.
He’s too messed up from watching his daughter swallow.
His pajamas match the grocery bags perfectly. Clearly he thought this through.
I feel as though any negative comment I make about his outfit will be somehow racist, so imma just keep my symbolic mouth shut.
Exactly. I mean, all we need now is for some asshole to say something stupid like “black guys really shouldn’t wear clothes that make them look like a walking watermelon.” The world really sucks sometimes.
Really, Samuel Jackson? I think you best look again
Now he is just sticking it in ‘the people who mistake him for Laurence Fishburn’s’ faces.
You guys, calm down, the caption is right. Morgan Fishburne ate Samuel. So, he is in this photo.
“WAIT MEESTER! ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME IN THE STAR WARS! I CARRY YOU BAG!”
Just don’t ask him about his vacation in Montana. Trigger word.
I’d love to vacation in Montana. Many times.
Interesting you say that. The love of my life (okay, a stripper I was obsessed with) was called Montana. I remember one might at Runway 66 I … oh, sorry, off topic.
I once worked as a stripper. My stripper name was Rhode Island.
Hey, all the good states were taken.
At least I wasn’t North Dakota.
I legit laughed out loud on the caption. Well played, good sir.
So did I…and I wondered if I woke up any of my neighbors.
Sorry, but that is clearly Danny Glover.
No way… that’s Nick Nolte.
Nope it’s that black guy who got fired from Grey’s Anatomy for hatin’ gays.
It’s not Blair Underwood?
So what? Some families celebrate Kwanza seven months early
I see what you did there.
No Lawrence, just no.
“I loved you in Star Wars.”
How long are we going to keep doing this “I don’t know Denzel Washington from Samuel L Jackson” joke?
I bet he could use a blue pill right about now.
Your move Nick Nolte
Heyyyy…I used to have PJ’s just like those. I finally threw them away.
Samuel L Jackson…..bwahahahahahaha!
Bet he got pissed after seeing that.
Honey, where’s my kimono…..errrr supersuit!
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