superficial

  1. Juch

    Looks like Morpheus didn’t swallow the fashion pill.

  2. I feel as though any negative comment I make about his outfit will be somehow racist, so imma just keep my symbolic mouth shut.

    • fred

      Exactly. I mean, all we need now is for some asshole to say something stupid like “black guys really shouldn’t wear clothes that make them look like a walking watermelon.” The world really sucks sometimes.

  3. Really, Samuel Jackson? I think you best look again

  4. Now he is just sticking it in ‘the people who mistake him for Laurence Fishburn’s’ faces.

  5. You guys, calm down, the caption is right. Morgan Fishburne ate Samuel. So, he is in this photo.

  6. CrashHell

    “WAIT MEESTER! ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME IN THE STAR WARS! I CARRY YOU BAG!”

  7. Just don’t ask him about his vacation in Montana. Trigger word.

  8. I legit laughed out loud on the caption. Well played, good sir.

  9. Dick Thunder

    Sorry, but that is clearly Danny Glover.

  10. It’s not Blair Underwood?

  11. Swearin

    So what? Some families celebrate Kwanza seven months early

  12. Chris

    I see what you did there.

  13. No Lawrence, just no.

  14. donkeylicks

    “I loved you in Star Wars.”

  15. How long are we going to keep doing this “I don’t know Denzel Washington from Samuel L Jackson” joke?

  16. I bet he could use a blue pill right about now.

  17. Your move Nick Nolte

  18. Heyyyy…I used to have PJ’s just like those. I finally threw them away.

  19. Samuel L Jackson…..bwahahahahahaha!

    Bet he got pissed after seeing that.

    Honey, where’s my kimono…..errrr supersuit!

  20. Tommy

    You think the giant, red “X” on only one of his bags is some sort of secret signal to the aliens?

  21. YESSS Photoboy. Kudos

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