That’s a lot of douche water.
I absolutely can not hack this mutated-ass bitch.
What the fuck is her claim to fame, other than genetic deviance?
An attention whore with body dysmorphic disorder and ass implants.
Not nearly enough.
Desperate to stave off yet another devastating tsunami, the Thai people have turned alternate forms of deterrents.
Even the seagulls won’t touch that clam.
HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. It’s perfect.
That’s what I love about you: flexible standards. You’ll basically find a reason to nail anything.
Don just sees the good in everyone.
Coco is beautiful. I love her. One of my favourite women.
I assume you’re into bestiality, you’re banned from the local zoo and the hippos there have filed a restraining order against you.
It does not surprise me that Coco’s pussy farts can rival Superman’s breathing out to hold back an oncoming wave.
Sorry Coco, but that’s not why people can hear the ocean when their ears are near your vadge.
Most beached whales just lay there and give up and die. Coco on the other hand has to make a spectacle of it.
Imagine being proud of a “ass” that’s mostly implants. Imagine. Then imagine going on Wendy Wiliams to “prove” your ass is real when there’s closeup pix of the incision scars on the internet. Imagine the IQ involved.
I still say a lighthouse would be more effective.
Yeah, I guess the ocean is already full of fishy aromas.
Yeah, the smellhouse never really took off at the ocean.
Shortly after this pic was taken, many beach go’ers were confused when they tried to push the whale back into the ocean and it said, “No, no… I’m just doing yoga”.
I smell fish.
Coco is not fat. Voluptuous, yes. But it’s clear she works out and is just generously proportioned.
It’s like a potato balanced on a tooth pick.
I’d beach my boat for that.
In related news scientists are not having to work hard at all determining the cause of a catastrophic Pacific fish kill.
I think I would feel less nauseated if she was less oiled-up.
How the hell is this knucklehead gonna top this pic??!!
the sea air and salt water are good for infections.
I love her body. She takes good care of herself and looks great.
Are you a troll or a moron? it’s one or the other.
You leave Zoog alone. He’s our trollon. >:(
Why can’t I be both?
Wow they are already at work on the Godzilla sequel?
I don’t care I would motor boat those ass checks .
I think she’s spoofing Hilarious Baldwin.
God!! I wish I could un-see the disgusting picture of Coco
Some people don’t like that sound you get when you rub a balloon.
It’s like she’s cocking the action of a howitzer sized fart cannon
She’s a liar. She said the incision scars below her buttocks aren’t implant surgery scars, just harpoon scars from outings like this.
Still from the Pacific Rim deleted scenes
Where did she learn that Illuminati sign?
When she was in the Navy, Coco learned the semaphore sign for “C’mon home. The coast is clear. I got my period and just took a shower.”
Acromegaly is no laughing matter. I think it’s great that Coco is making it work for her.
I didn’t realize it was that sunny in Newfoundland at this time of year.
At least she doesn’t have peg legs to go with her balloon ass.
It’s times like this that I kind of miss Randall.
she is amazing!
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Coco posted this pic to Instagram. (May 16, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN