she has the shittiest stylist ever!
Jesus! I thought this was a Britney Spears “after” shot.
I thought it was some homeless kid… seriously!
WTF? She forgot her tooth!!
Was she bukkake’d by a James Bond villain, or did she just pass out face down on a gilded table?
cannnot stop laughing at comment!!!!!!!!
I’ve heard of people having the funk, but I’ve never seen the funk growing on someone, much less on their face.
Botox Mom’s older daughter…
Ugghhh! Why is this beast even relevant? Talk about a manufactured entertainment product… sigh… Fade away talentless ogre!
Make up by R. Kelly
That’s what happens when you blow a Leprechaun…
I was going to say this what happens when do a bukake videowith Rainbow Fucking Randolf.
Finally! A gold tooth! NOW she’s pretty.
A drag queen starts off looking like a man, so you have no excuse for looking this fugly.
Please help me understand why people like Kesha. Can’t sing, can’t write, and ugly as hell. She apparently has pretty good taste in music (according to her Myspace page), but that’s the only positive thing about her.
King Midas sure beat the hell out of this chick.
Holy crap, it’s official: Ke$ha’s face looks the way God’s mocking laughter sounds.
That’s the kind of face only Jim Henson is qualified to fix.
no he’s not besides the man is dead. right now he is probably glad. maybe Gates McFadden can fix it. before playing Dr.Crusher on ST:TNG she chorographed several of his films including the Dark Crystal. and Ke$ha certainly looks like McFadden’s work.
When did Charlie Sheen get hair extensions?
Uh, you’ve got a little something on your . . . uh face.
Ugly as sin, and talentless. Yet famous?
What does this creature do again?
Think you wanted to leave this comment on the JLo ass thread. Or this one. Whichever.
As heinous as that thing looks, I still contend she makes a better model than she does a recording artist.
Is she missing a tooth?
Huffing paint: You’re doing it wrong!
Man, her role model is just trashy!
she’s not missing a tooth it’s just a big ass gap.
Ke$ha can’t have an ass gap—she doesn’t even have an ass.
Only 31 more payments and she’ll have the whole grill.
and by “payments” I mean blowjobs
“Now that I can afford it all the time, I only huff GOLD paint. It’s the Cristal of Sherwin Williams.”
In Financial News: Gold prices plummet to record lows
Starring as Cap’n Jill Swallow in ‘Pirates of the Caribbean 5: In a Stranger’s Backside’.
I see she likes to get facials from treebeard.
I just KNEW she was related to Charlie “Tiger Teeth” Sheen.
Goldust strikes again!
she has finally made the transition from woman to winehouse
Jamie Lynn Spears lets big sissy do her makeup.
Ke$ha’s stylist: Making sure her blocky body is the second thing you look at.
I have nothing witty or funny to say; she is just f*cking ugly.
Retarded hairstyle with awful 80s bangs? Feathers too? Wealthy redneck tooth? Dried mustard on your face? Two lazy eyes and a cock-eyed grin? Syphilis? Come on down to RCA, have we got a record deal for you!
LOL!!! The best by far :)
I always wondered what Captain Jack Sparrow would like as a blonde.
When Patton Oswalt does his “being poor and voting for George Bush is like being the girl blowing Michael Damian behind the Tilt A Whirl at the state fair” bit, this is the face I envision saying “Michael Damian loves me Mamma! He’s gonna take me out of this shit-splat town!”
I think Rip Taylor blew a load on her face.
hey Marv I think we’ve been out smarted by a kindygartner
i think she had a nose jobe
The official spokesperson for cheap beer and wing night everywhere
I really wish she would date Chris Brown.
With that messed up tooth it looks like she’s already dated Chris Brown.
if she kept her clothes on i’d do her
I must be behind on my euphemisms. What DO you call it when you fap on a girl’s face then throw glitter at the mess?
Somebody call up Doc Hammer, I think I just figured out what a “rusty venture” is!
this is what happens when you have a fetish for eating assholes. diarrhea all over your eye and a rotten tooth.
Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem bus took off, honey. You missed your ride.
I didn’t know Dustin Rhodes was into bukkake.
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