Man, her role model is just trashy!
she’s not missing a tooth it’s just a big ass gap.
Ke$ha can’t have an ass gap—she doesn’t even have an ass.
Only 31 more payments and she’ll have the whole grill.
and by “payments” I mean blowjobs
“Now that I can afford it all the time, I only huff GOLD paint. It’s the Cristal of Sherwin Williams.”
In Financial News: Gold prices plummet to record lows
Starring as Cap’n Jill Swallow in ‘Pirates of the Caribbean 5: In a Stranger’s Backside’.
I see she likes to get facials from treebeard.
I just KNEW she was related to Charlie “Tiger Teeth” Sheen.
Goldust strikes again!
she has finally made the transition from woman to winehouse
Jamie Lynn Spears lets big sissy do her makeup.
Ke$ha’s stylist: Making sure her blocky body is the second thing you look at.
I have nothing witty or funny to say; she is just f*cking ugly.
Retarded hairstyle with awful 80s bangs? Feathers too? Wealthy redneck tooth? Dried mustard on your face? Two lazy eyes and a cock-eyed grin? Syphilis? Come on down to RCA, have we got a record deal for you!
LOL!!! The best by far :)
I always wondered what Captain Jack Sparrow would like as a blonde.
When Patton Oswalt does his “being poor and voting for George Bush is like being the girl blowing Michael Damian behind the Tilt A Whirl at the state fair” bit, this is the face I envision saying “Michael Damian loves me Mamma! He’s gonna take me out of this shit-splat town!”
I think Rip Taylor blew a load on her face.
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