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  1. Sylvester Stallone and some guy in a jogging suite with a pickle in his pocket.

  2. Crabby Old Guy

    Guy on left: “Yo!”
    Guy on right: “Yo!”

    That just about does it.

  3. tayker

    Sly looks like an Italian Frankenstein with those lifts.

  4. DeucePickle

    Am I wrong or is jogging suit guy, his brother, Frank ?

  5. DogBoy

    Jersey Shore: “Back to Da Beach– 25th Anniversary Season”

  6. www.goochonline.com

    That’s Chuck Zito. He’s pretty badass. You’d have to be to wear those colors.

  7. This picture is stereotyping me in the nuts.

  8. Why, yes… He IS happy to see you, Sly….

  9. adolf hitler

    jersey shore

  10. Tad Bit Tipsy

    “Hey, which one of yous wants to go to Guido’s for aperitifs?”

  11. Dave Mustaine

    Sly’s my hero. He’s turning into Dean Martin.

    Yes. The Chuck Zito

  12. duder

    Wait, is Stallone the one from The Outsiders or the one from Donny Brasco?

  13. It had to be said

    I liked it better when the son still made motorcycles with his dad.

  14. Man, these guys’ wax figures never look like them.

  15. HumpinFrog

    “Yo, I’m getting a hard on just thinkin’ bout kickin’ yo ass”.

  16. Rough subliminal

    Chuck Zito might be the only man coming close to being tougher than Chuck Norris.

  17. Alex

    so I never inspect crotches, I just don’t care that much, but HOLY FUCKING PENIS HEAD. you can see the outline of it perfectly. also, that’s quite a brain trust there.

  18. I don’t know what the plot of this movie is, but I’m pretty sure it culminates in them both saying “No, I’m the real one…shoot him!” over and over again.

  19. g-moonie

    I wonder if you can pull off a Walk the Dog with this Yo-Yo.

  20. KNOBGOBBLER3

    I don’t think thats Chuck. That’s Sylvesters’ mother.

  21. cc

    Yuuup, hard to believe looking at Sly’s face that he ever took HGH.

  22. Brennan Haley

    Okay, I give. Why do they call you Paulie the Pickle?

  23. Call up Armand Assante and Rob Schneider and get ‘Judge Dredd 2: Wills and Estates’ off the ground.

  24. TomFrank

    Chuck got wood from hearing Sly tell that story about that time he was in a bar in Saigon…

  25. Raerae

    These two were supposed to be featured in a campaign against meth use highlighting the effects of the drug on physical appearance, but no one can figure out who’s the “before” and who’s the “after.”

  26. elaine benes

    After the shock of the pizza face, one then looks to the banana in his pocket!! It’s an all-you-can-eat buffet!

  27. kimmykimkim

    …what!? I’m not lookin’ at anything! Quit with the face!

  28. KCJ

    Chuck Zito used to be the President of the NYC Hells Angels, and supposedly kicked the shit out of Jean Claude Van Damme at Scores in NYC

  29. MisterSuccint

    The latest stop on Stephanie Seymour’s “Anyone Can Hug Me” world tour.

  30. Steelerchick

    His ugly twin??

  31. MILF

    Looks like Tracksuit Guido dresses left AND right…

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