superficial

  1. I’m convinced there’s an extra chromosome in there somewhere.

  2. The guy behind him pulled the string too hard. Is he going to drink a glass of water and sing at the same time now?

  3. Butt plug: engaged!

  4. TurboZinger

    Looking like that, dude doesn’t have to worry about EVER losing his v-card!

  5. Cock Dr

    Good lord…..did alcohol alone do that to him?

  6. You playing pocket pool there? You got a little chubby going on there?

  7. Orgasm Guy goes to the airport…

  8. Oh my fucking god – my mind – it’s been blown! I’ve just seen the coolest man in the world. That guy next Joe is five sunglasses cool. Five giant fucking pairs of sunglasses! Holy mother of fuck! Five fucking sunglasses. Not one. Not two. Not three. Not even four. Five! Five fucking pairs. That’s not even counting the ones he’ll probably wear on his face when he gets outside. Holy fucking shit, he may even be six pairs of sunglasses cool.

  9. It had to be said

    Oooohhhh! Pocket pool hole in one!

  10. Alex

    You know, I always think it’s cute when a bear and a twink get together.

  11. HH

    And I jizzed in my pants

  12. Semen withdrawal symptoms are never pretty.

  13. Siloporcen7

    Aw look, they’re in step!

  14. tlmck

    They don’t make that good looking a couple.

  15. Turd Ferguson

    SCAN ME!

  16. dontlooknow

    God! How does he DO that!?

  17. KNOBGOBBLER3

    You’re just gonna hurt your girlfriend Bruce theres feelings if you try to convince us ur possessed instead of gay.

  18. cc

    Just goes to show that, when you try hard enough, you can make a Sudbury dinner jacket look gay.

  19. HeatherV

    omg who spiked my drink with cola?

  20. Those Arachnids have got invisible brain bugs now? Get Neil Patrick Harris on the line.

  21. Toopier

    Mr. Bean had a rough night.

  22. Arzach

    His new boyfriend is as stylish as he is

  23. Raerae

    Look who can jizz in his pants to thoughts of Justin Bieber and walk at the same time

  24. E

    Oh my god, is that his O face? Please tell me that’s not his O face. Oh my god, it is. That’s totally his O face. What a horrible O face. It’s worse than the time we told my friend to make an O face and he just made a letter O with his mouth. This is that bad.

  25. Jovy

    Left 4 Gay.

  26. Butt sex first timer.

  27. InTheFace!!

    I bet he just got done banging Chris Brown. I’m pretty sure that’s the standard after face.

  28. Jenny with a Y

    This picture just isn’t funny. I’ve gotten jizz in my eye before, and it hurts. Have some sympathy.

  29. MrsWrong

    Hey guys, me n Brad are just gonna go to his car and talk for a minute, we just need to work some things out…

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