I’m convinced there’s an extra chromosome in there somewhere.
The guy behind him pulled the string too hard. Is he going to drink a glass of water and sing at the same time now?
Butt plug: engaged!
Looking like that, dude doesn’t have to worry about EVER losing his v-card!
Good lord…..did alcohol alone do that to him?
You playing pocket pool there? You got a little chubby going on there?
Orgasm Guy goes to the airport…
Oh my fucking god – my mind – it’s been blown! I’ve just seen the coolest man in the world. That guy next Joe is five sunglasses cool. Five giant fucking pairs of sunglasses! Holy mother of fuck! Five fucking sunglasses. Not one. Not two. Not three. Not even four. Five! Five fucking pairs. That’s not even counting the ones he’ll probably wear on his face when he gets outside. Holy fucking shit, he may even be six pairs of sunglasses cool.
Frickin’ awesome :) Exploser pour de vrai. Trop cons ces deux la.
Oooohhhh! Pocket pool hole in one!
You know, I always think it’s cute when a bear and a twink get together.
And I jizzed in my pants
Semen withdrawal symptoms are never pretty.
Aw look, they’re in step!
They don’t make that good looking a couple.
God! How does he DO that!?
You’re just gonna hurt your girlfriend Bruce theres feelings if you try to convince us ur possessed instead of gay.
Just goes to show that, when you try hard enough, you can make a Sudbury dinner jacket look gay.
omg who spiked my drink with cola?
Those Arachnids have got invisible brain bugs now? Get Neil Patrick Harris on the line.
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