Jay-Z announcing a Labor Day music festival in Philadelphia. (May 14, 2012)
“H to the izz-O, V to the fake pregnancy! Oops, y’all didn’t hear that, okay?”
Stop laughing at me, mom!
If I was a Kardashian, you wouldn’t see this mic.
That is a straight up challenge to Kanye…
I don’t think there’s anything straight about that.
Somewhere in these pics there’s always a black guy saying it with his eyes and a big black microphone … wait .. sorry – mixed memes for a second
Those lips….those eyes…I am reminded of my childhood freshwater aquarium, and the giant oscar that ate earthworms from my hand all day long until it died from it.
Mac Daddy?? he’s looking more like a McDaddy.
“Thanks, dawg and dawgettes. And now, a musical tribute to Judy Garland . . .”
Next up: Robot impersonations!
He’s just there to “share the wealth.”
Thumbs down? Gee that’s right, they don’t share anything….
Wow. Looks like it’ll be a really… fun… exciting… jubilant music festival. I can’t **yawn!** wait ’til Labor Day.
Please tell me Kanye isn’t invited.
” . . . yo! there’s a white Honda, license plate ABC 123 in the lot with its lights on . . .”
“We always knew when it was time for Mr. Z’s num nums.”
philly is such a shithole. still it’ll be interesting to see what happens when all his idiot fans encounter the nitrous mafia.
i’m sure they’ll work things out rationally and peacefully.
Black-mike-check 1, 2, 3; black-mike-check, 1, 2, 3…!
He missed. C’mon! You’re NOT EVEN TRYIN’!
People actually listen to the noise this bozo spews out?
Why you hittin’ yourself, dude? Huh? Why you keep hittin’ yourself?
“…so then I tried ‘If the Philly right I’ll get silly every night’ but that didn’t work either…”
as he thinks “I don’t know, I just don’t see what Kim keeps raving about…”
Thinking: “I still can’t believe I let that bitch talk me into a baby.”
“Thank you ladies and gentlemen for the warm welcome. Here to give my announcement, because he knows nobody can do it better than he can, give it up for Kanye West…”
could he be any uglier?
C’mon Jay!!! You can open wider than that!
“…………………Nikka, what the fuck you just say to me?”
“Then she put it on her lips like this…”
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