1. Frank Burns

    “H to the izz-O, V to the fake pregnancy! Oops, y’all didn’t hear that, okay?”

  2. EricLr

    Stop laughing at me, mom!

  3. KungFu Panda

    If I was a Kardashian, you wouldn’t see this mic.

  4. That is a straight up challenge to Kanye…

  5. ComedySilliness

    Somewhere in these pics there’s always a black guy saying it with his eyes and a big black microphone … wait .. sorry – mixed memes for a second

  6. Cock Dr

    Those lips….those eyes…I am reminded of my childhood freshwater aquarium, and the giant oscar that ate earthworms from my hand all day long until it died from it.

  7. Mac Daddy?? he’s looking more like a McDaddy.

  8. Frank Burns

    “Thanks, dawg and dawgettes. And now, a musical tribute to Judy Garland . . .”

  9. Next up: Robot impersonations!

  10. He’s just there to “share the wealth.”

  11. Johnny P!

    Wow. Looks like it’ll be a really… fun… exciting… jubilant music festival. I can’t **yawn!** wait ’til Labor Day.

  12. Please tell me Kanye isn’t invited.

  13. it had to be said

    ” . . . yo! there’s a white Honda, license plate ABC 123 in the lot with its lights on . . .”

  14. “We always knew when it was time for Mr. Z’s num nums.”

  15. dooood

    philly is such a shithole. still it’ll be interesting to see what happens when all his idiot fans encounter the nitrous mafia.
    i’m sure they’ll work things out rationally and peacefully.

  16. Crissy

    Black-mike-check 1, 2, 3; black-mike-check, 1, 2, 3…!

  17. CK

    He missed. C’mon! You’re NOT EVEN TRYIN’!

  18. HailSatan

    People actually listen to the noise this bozo spews out?

  19. kimmykimkim

    Why you hittin’ yourself, dude? Huh? Why you keep hittin’ yourself?

  20. “…so then I tried ‘If the Philly right I’ll get silly every night’ but that didn’t work either…”

  21. girl dylan

    as he thinks “I don’t know, I just don’t see what Kim keeps raving about…”

  22. tlmck

    Thinking: “I still can’t believe I let that bitch talk me into a baby.”

  23. “Thank you ladies and gentlemen for the warm welcome. Here to give my announcement, because he knows nobody can do it better than he can, give it up for Kanye West…”

  24. sgth

    could he be any uglier?

  25. C’mon Jay!!! You can open wider than that!

  26. Shitz

    “…………………Nikka, what the fuck you just say to me?”

  27. BbyBluThghHghs

    “Then she put it on her lips like this…”

Leave A Comment