Brooke Shields at The 2012 Ellis Island Medals Of Honor in New York City. (May 12, 2012)
Just imagine the sound a screech owl makes while looking at this picture.
Reporter: “Brooke, who are you wearing?”
depends on what?
Here mirror just told her that she hasn’t been the fairest of them all in 25 years.
Looks like her complimentary celebrity gift-bag should have included a tube of Preparation-H.
Vince Vaughn in drag?
Oi vey. Never thought there would come a day when the words “Brooke Shields” and “tranny” would be in the same thought bubble.
“You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry”…
Leona Helmsley still with us?!
No, that’s her dog.
She stopped being attractive as soon as she grew out of her adolescent years. When she actually finished developing she just started looking masculine.
How many fucking award functions are there?
El Líder Máximo is dead! … Long live his wife!
someone should introduce her to that horrifying shot of tori spelling
Shields does her famous “Pat” impression…
Brooke Shields as Michele Bachmann in Lifetime’s The Surprise Photo.
She looks like a German bodybuilder.
Traps! **slapping lats**
The adventures of Brooke, Queen of the Desert
I probably still would.. Just to say that I did
“Somebody let me up! I need to go put on some lipstick!”
I think something just came in between her and her Calvins.
Really need to lay off the roids.
“As a special surprise for Brooke we have flown in, at great expense, her old pal TOM CRUISE…c’mon out, Tom!”
No Wire hangers! NO WIRE HANGERS!!!!
I thought Jackie O died.
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