superficial

  1. YES! What a bloated fucking freak he is! And his hair is like hay. Just sticking out in all directions. Awesome!

  2. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

  3. EricLr

    No, not that Batman movie…the shitty one.

  4. Oh, Val. We’ll always have “Willow”.

  5. Iceman ate Slider.

  6. How much was she?

  7. He’s finally perfect the art of peeing down a pant leg. Good for you, Kilmer.

  8. I was named after St. Christopher….

  9. He needs to start a Tiny Face support group with Haley Joel Osment.

  10. Remember when celebrities showered before public appearance.

  11. Rosalie

    Hodor. Hodor.

  12. Kat

    Top Gunt

  13. “Kilmer? No- I DESTROYED her.”

  14. Frugal Gourmet

    He looks like Mike Knezevic

  15. Amy

    “IF THE MOON WAS MADE OF A HOT DOG…WOULD YOU EAT IT?”

  16. FattyMcGee

    “So, wait minute… you mean to tell me you still get residual checks from everything you’ve ever been in?”
    “Yes.”
    “EVERYTHING!?”
    “Yes! Why?”
    “Oh, no reason.”

  17. Bigalkie

    Come along Mongo.. It’s time for your feeding.

  18. oh man, arent there enough reboots these days without fucking with Dumb & Dumber??

  19. Contusion

    Will Ferrell as Harry Carey without his glasses.

  20. Unfortunately some of Val’s fleas jumped onto that shapely woman’s legs and bit her shins all to hell.

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