1. Frank Burns

    I think I know where the second purple thermos disappeared to.

  2. Is he waiting for Beckham to show up?

  3. EricLr

    He’s keeping on his toes in case someone offers him a movie role.

  4. Invisible Shetland pony.

  5. Anon


  6. He’s watching Wonder Woman’s jet while she’s in the portatoilet.

  7. Roadkill raccoon impersonation.

  8. Johnny P!

    Pap: “Hey, Ryan… is it true your ex Reese is pregnant AGIN?!?”
    Ryan: “I’m not saying anythiiiiing….!” ***whistles nonchalantly****

  9. it had to be said

    THAT is the pose of a man who is at a kids’ football game and has his balls stuck to his leg.

  10. DeucePickle

    “So, everyone interested in the personal masseuse job, just line up right here.”

  11. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    I don’t think even Rolling Stone are going to be fooled by that

  12. If there ever was a time for a misdirected corner kick, this is it.

  13. Buddy The Elf

    “Here’s to swimmin with bow legged women…”

    – Quint

  14. CK

    Sometimes I shit like that in the men’s room, too.

  15. monkeylaugh

    The invisible chair he is sitting on seems rather comfortable.

  16. tlmck

    You see kids, if you let one go just right, you get liftoff.

  17. Imaginably banging imaginary sheep.

  18. mbcl

    It’s hammer time !!!!

  19. Patch

    I’ll very casually let out this fart and no one will notice

  20. chump

    That there is a chump. I know chumps.

  21. Shitz

    Ah yes, I know this move well…airing out the ol’ swamp-ass!

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