Did she win the Most Unlikely Dildo Award?
Black microphone and this statue? You call this a challenge?!?!?!? BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ribbed for her pleasure.
Haha man that’s nasty.
“HAHAHA! A white microphone! It’s funny because it’s true”.
If that doesn’t scratch the itch nothing will.
Informing the crowd that her secret to success is that she’s always angry
That looks like it’s gonna hurt. Only for a little bit though.
“Haahahahaha… been there, done this….hahahahahhaha”
I swear to God my collie did that when I tried to chain him up in the backyard.
Gleefully reminded of her workouts with her shake-weights at home.
“Ha, ha, ha, ha this new dildo tickles for hours.”
“You call these anatomically correct, John McEnroe?”
That reminds me. I need to schedule a colonoscopy.
Michael Clark Duncan in character as Serena Williams.
At least this tennis racquet handle won’t slip out.
Do they not test Tennis players for steroids?!
“Ahahaha… garden auger dildo… because it smells like a compost heap. Oh, you guys.”
Damn that Mike is not big enough for her hands…
lol What’s the dude laughing about?
Skeletor has finally conquered Eternia after stealing the Cosmic Key from the locksmith Gwildor, which will allow him to gain entry to Castle Grayskull.
I don’t care what anybody says, Mike Tyson has never been happier since he left Don King and got his shit together.
Ah hah ha! The uncola nut!
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Serena Williams at the Madrid Open. (May 13, 2012)