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  1. EricLr

    Did she win the Most Unlikely Dildo Award?

  2. Black microphone and this statue? You call this a challenge?!?!?!? BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  3. bbiowa

    Ribbed for her pleasure.

  4. “HAHAHA! A white microphone! It’s funny because it’s true”.

  5. Cock Dr

    If that doesn’t scratch the itch nothing will.

  6. Informing the crowd that her secret to success is that she’s always angry

  7. kimmykimkim

    That looks like it’s gonna hurt. Only for a little bit though.

  8. “Haahahahaha… been there, done this….hahahahahhaha”

  9. j/k

    I swear to God my collie did that when I tried to chain him up in the backyard.

  10. Johnny P!

    Gleefully reminded of her workouts with her shake-weights at home.

  11. “Ha, ha, ha, ha this new dildo tickles for hours.”

  12. “You call these anatomically correct, John McEnroe?”

  13. That reminds me. I need to schedule a colonoscopy.

  14. Michael Clark Duncan in character as Serena Williams.

  15. DeucePickle

    At least this tennis racquet handle won’t slip out.

  16. Do they not test Tennis players for steroids?!

  17. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    “Ahahaha… garden auger dildo… because it smells like a compost heap. Oh, you guys.”

  18. Crissy

    Damn that Mike is not big enough for her hands…

  19. Nug

    lol What’s the dude laughing about?

  20. Amy

    Skeletor has finally conquered Eternia after stealing the Cosmic Key from the locksmith Gwildor, which will allow him to gain entry to Castle Grayskull.

  21. FattyMcGee

    I don’t care what anybody says, Mike Tyson has never been happier since he left Don King and got his shit together.

  22. Ollie

    Penis button

  23. Pipedreamer

    Ah hah ha! The uncola nut!

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