I’m pretty sure that any food from a guy with that haircut is going to have a roofie in it.
If he really cared he would have chewed it first.
“All right, get it back as far as you can without gagging…relax your throat…r-e-l-a-x…okay, now, I’ll slowly slide it out—no! No teeth! This is what went wrong the last time!”
The ever present douchebag and hotchick, captured at the very moment when rage and envy collide.
They still do ‘faux-hawks’ in South America?
Wait ’til they discover the mullet!
South America? Get your geography right!
Wait ’til you discover a WORLD MAP!
if it ain’t ‘merica, who gives a shit?
no but seriously. fuck europe.
What an ignorant.
What a grammar.
What a humor.
It’s not a tumor!
You’re so…….. fucking dumb.
“Mr Ronaldo demonstrates a vomit-inducing technique he learned from Kiera Knightley.”
aww that’s cute.
next time, make your god damn penalty kicks!
and tell ramos that he sucks
Nothing goes with the smell of balls like chocolate
I hate this guy almost as much as Orlando Bloom.
Why does Orlando Bloom hate him?
Cause if he showed any interest in Bloom’s wife, she’d leave him in a second.
I’d eat her ass. I wouldn’t make out with her though. Who knows where her mouth has been?
“You look like a rabbit.”
It looks like he’s catching her puke. That’s so sweet!
Gotta make sure that gag reflex isn’t too reactive.
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Cristiano Ronaldo and Irina Shayk at the Madrid Open. (May 12, 2012)