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  1. EricLr

    I’m pretty sure that any food from a guy with that haircut is going to have a roofie in it.

  2. bbiowa

    If he really cared he would have chewed it first.

  3. “All right, get it back as far as you can without gagging…relax your throat…r-e-l-a-x…okay, now, I’ll slowly slide it out—no! No teeth! This is what went wrong the last time!”

  4. j/k

    The ever present douchebag and hotchick, captured at the very moment when rage and envy collide.

  5. Johnny P!

    They still do ‘faux-hawks’ in South America?
    Cute.
    Wait ’til they discover the mullet!

  6. “Mr Ronaldo demonstrates a vomit-inducing technique he learned from Kiera Knightley.”

  7. dooood

    aww that’s cute.
    next time, make your god damn penalty kicks!
    and tell ramos that he sucks

  8. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    Nothing goes with the smell of balls like chocolate

  9. I hate this guy almost as much as Orlando Bloom.

  10. HailSatan

    I’d eat her ass. I wouldn’t make out with her though. Who knows where her mouth has been?

  11. Amy

    “You look like a rabbit.”

  12. kimmykimkim

    It looks like he’s catching her puke. That’s so sweet!

  13. BbyBluThghHghs

    Gotta make sure that gag reflex isn’t too reactive.

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