Just act natural…no one knows about the guy locked in the basement.

Guess which leg is airbrushed.

From the chin down… now THAT’S a cankle!

Out of frame: running appliance repairman.

Even her knees have cellulite.

I feel a strange urge to do lunges and squats. I think she should do some with me.

This is how she rests her body between bandage dress encasings/removals.
Someone should tell her not to go out into the sunshine during these breaks.

No wonder Adam Levine turned her down very bluntly and publically. He wanted to make sure she understood the word “NO.” No way, no where and no how!!!!

the wrist bandage says, ‘I give handjobs’ but the lack of a man says ‘I don’t give head’.

Nice stumps.

Just when you have us hooked you do something like this JLH. Please do something about those tree trunks. A stationary recumbent bike works wonders.

she does have that crazy look in her eyes though.
like she’s focused on her prey

The cranberrry dress is a reward for getting her legs from ham down to turkey

cottage cheese , anyone ?

Bitch, get your fat thighs back in that house and give me 10 squat jumps, up and down the stairs 5 times, and walking lunges around your entire neighbor – IN PROPER ATTIRE! Repeat 3 times and for the love of god, lay off the cake!

Must be a leftie. That would explain the carpal tunnel bandage from all the dildo work.

I would be willing to rub out the dings in her legs.

bad cellulite

You can literally see the shin splits erupting under the weight of that thigh meat.