1. EricLr

    Just act natural…no one knows about the guy locked in the basement.

  2. Guess which leg is airbrushed.

  3. Dick Hell

    From the chin down… now THAT’S a cankle!

  4. Out of frame: running appliance repairman.

  5. metoo

    Even her knees have cellulite.

  6. Jen

    I feel a strange urge to do lunges and squats. I think she should do some with me.

  7. Cock Dr

    This is how she rests her body between bandage dress encasings/removals.
    Someone should tell her not to go out into the sunshine during these breaks.

  8. No wonder Adam Levine turned her down very bluntly and publically. He wanted to make sure she understood the word “NO.” No way, no where and no how!!!!

  9. USDA Prime McBeef

    the wrist bandage says, ‘I give handjobs’ but the lack of a man says ‘I don’t give head’.

  10. Nice stumps.

  11. Just when you have us hooked you do something like this JLH. Please do something about those tree trunks. A stationary recumbent bike works wonders.

  12. dooood

    she does have that crazy look in her eyes though.
    like she’s focused on her prey

  13. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    The cranberrry dress is a reward for getting her legs from ham down to turkey

  14. Maynard Krebs

    cottage cheese , anyone ?

  15. kimmykimkim

    Bitch, get your fat thighs back in that house and give me 10 squat jumps, up and down the stairs 5 times, and walking lunges around your entire neighbor – IN PROPER ATTIRE! Repeat 3 times and for the love of god, lay off the cake!

  16. tlmck

    Must be a leftie. That would explain the carpal tunnel bandage from all the dildo work.

  17. I would be willing to rub out the dings in her legs.

  18. lily

    bad cellulite

  19. Shitz

    You can literally see the shin splits erupting under the weight of that thigh meat.

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