I’ve cut it down to only 1 baby a day and look how fast the pounds have dropped!
A new way to carry the horse head around.
The downside of the second wife.
The hopeless look of a man hoping he’ll be shot in the back of the head while sitting at an Italian diner.
I don’t think a carseat is necessary for a food baby.
so this baby weighs what? like 150 lbs?
Grandpa? (I can only hope).
“Go ahead, leave it in this time…she says…No need to pull out…she tells me…it’s the safest part of the month…she says…no need for a condom…yeah, right!”
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