Hilaria and Alec Baldwin in New York City. (May 12, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INF, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
“Hilaria, I swear if your dog’s anus stares at me one more time, I’m gonna kick it clear across Manhattan…”
Haha, Fng hilarias!!!!
The whole point about marrying a piece of ass as your second wife, after you’ve already had kids, is to KEEP HER AS a piece of ass, not knock her up, dummy.
Honey, take Mr. Tiddlebottom’s leash – Daddy’s gotta go kick some ass.
Guess which one’s pregnant?
She pooped on your shoe again, Alec.
She makes him walk in the gutter….I like it.
A sheer, tight black dress when you’re six months pregnant? There’s only one way to describe that fashion sense: Hilaria’s.
Fun fact: They plan to name their daughter “Pitufina”—which is Spanish for “Smurfette.”
God he looks old. Poor little wifey gonna be raising that spawn all by herself when he is bed-ridden.
That is one pointy baby!
She is playing the golddigger 101 playbook to perfection. Suck dick to get him to marry you. Then crap out 2 kids as fast as you can. Then, when you divorce him, it guarantees you 75K/ month and a nice house to live in for at least 18 years.
“Goddamnit, just because you’re pregnant you won’t put out? You won’t blow me? Not even a handy? Well I’ve had enough! I’m gonna fuck that little dog.”
What a sucker!
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