1. and this was in my ass the whole time!

  2. emma watson's Vagina

    Why is Tracy Morgan going to eat that dog?

  3. The dog’s life is flashing before its eyes.

  4. Vlad

    New designer dog handles…the dog is not liking this trend

  5. Smapdi

    “Excuse me, maybe I’ve been playing out in the sun too long, but did you just give me a midget dog wearing a damn tuxedo and a portable spiral staircase for Smurfs? Well, fuck you very much.”

  6. I think the dog is the trophy. The other one’s a vibrator.

  7. One of those things is going in her vagina. The other one is an ugly trophy.

  8. ThisWillHurt

    “Wahs mah teeph? Put om mah storehs!”

  9. Whatever happens next…Please nobody videotape it!

  10. Scariest. Dildo. Evar.

  11. Doggie Thought Bubble: “Damn, lady, your breath smells like liverwurst and onions.”

  12. Jenn

    The newly crowned Queen accepts the Scepter of Doom, and also a light snack.

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