Starting to look matronly!
“Woo-hoo y’all! Hillbilly Tech finally perfected this here bracelet made of Chiclets! You just know the pork rinds necklace can’t be far behind!”
Uuuummmm. The sekrit word is “Fernch fries”. Right? I got it this time, didn’t I?
“And a special thanks to our sponsor KFC!!!!”
Why is her tongue blue? Did she blow a Smurf?
Eat More Chikin!
“Halleluiah! I jist winned me a pulled pork sangrich, a large order of deep fried turnip slices, an extra-large Co-Cola, and a box of jelly donuts! WooooHoooo…”
Reports just in tonight say that Angelina Jolie, fearing that she might end up with ovarian cancer, which killed her mom at age 56, has had a double mastectomy as a preventive measure.
If you would, please, a moment of silence to honor what was, at one time, a beautiful pair of tits.
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