Slathered with extra man sauce
(talking to fork)
“Tell me I’m a bad boy. Tell me!”
This is how he stays thin. He pretends his food is a vagina, takes a couple of tentative licks, and then throws it down in disgust. Later, he deep throats a hot dog and bursts into tears.
Is he putting that IN his mouth or taking it OUT?
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