1. Vlad

    Slathered with extra man sauce

  2. (talking to fork)
    “Tell me I’m a bad boy. Tell me!”

  3. This is how he stays thin. He pretends his food is a vagina, takes a couple of tentative licks, and then throws it down in disgust. Later, he deep throats a hot dog and bursts into tears.

  4. Is he putting that IN his mouth or taking it OUT?

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