superficial

  1. Did Kate leave him home alone?

  2. Now all we need is Prince William wearing a shirt of Macaulay Culkin wearing a t-shirt of Ryan Gosling wearing a t-shirt of Macaulay Culkin and wormhole to engulf the world…

  3. fred

    The exact moment he realized that he has turned into his father.

  4. “Long, thin, full of seamen … how I did I not get that?”

  5. “Oh no—I forgot to get a job!”

  6. hmmm, I can still feel Kate’s thighs on my cheeks…or was that nana’s?

  7. “Oh dear, where’s my hair?”

  8. Joe Blow

    Home Alone 3: Lost In Doucheville.

  9. My jaw would hurt too if Kate Middleton was my wife.

  10. The entire royal family left Buckingham Palace while he slept. He’s like “Fuuuuuuuuuuckin’ awesome, man!!!”

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