superficial

  1. joe

    Hayley 325 heavy, you are cleared for approach, Runway 36 left.

  2. Cock Dr

    She might be able to eventually lose the weight but Hasselhoffness is 4ever.

  3. So I just realised that I never consciously noticed that Hayley Hasselhoff and Meghan Mccain are two different people …

  4. Is… Is she hoarding her dad’s inheritance? Is that it?

  5. On a mission to rid the world of Cheeseburgers to save her dad.

  6. Hadn’t heard of “Plump Fiction Fashion Week”. Interesting concept.

  7. I didn’t know they did “Cattle Calls” for models too.

  8. Joe Blow

    What… the …. fuck?

  9. Not Pictured: Her husband, Kermit.

  10. glam

    How’s her face so disproportionally thin? Tape or just the occasional lipo of the under face gut?

  11. Vlad

    Paint me purple and call me Grimace.

  12. No. Just no. That’s too big.

  13. This only thing this outfit needs is a red light that races back and forth across her chest. KITT, I’m talking about KITT.

  14. Thats as close as she’ll ever get to the word ‘run.’

  15. The cheeseburger doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Leave A Comment