Hayley 325 heavy, you are cleared for approach, Runway 36 left.
She might be able to eventually lose the weight but Hasselhoffness is 4ever.
So I just realised that I never consciously noticed that Hayley Hasselhoff and Meghan Mccain are two different people …
Is… Is she hoarding her dad’s inheritance? Is that it?
If his “inheritance” is cheeseburgers, then yes. Yes she is.
Good, at least one person got it :)
Others got it. They just didn’t find it all that funny.
On a mission to rid the world of Cheeseburgers to save her dad.
Hadn’t heard of “Plump Fiction Fashion Week”. Interesting concept.
I didn’t know they did “Cattle Calls” for models too.
What… the …. fuck?
Not Pictured: Her husband, Kermit.
How’s her face so disproportionally thin? Tape or just the occasional lipo of the under face gut?
Paint me purple and call me Grimace.
No. Just no. That’s too big.
You realize this is what Coco would look like if she hadn’t had like 36 ribs removed, right?
But she did.
This only thing this outfit needs is a red light that races back and forth across her chest. KITT, I’m talking about KITT.
Thats as close as she’ll ever get to the word ‘run.’
The cheeseburger doesn’t fall far from the tree.
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Hayley Hasselhoff on the runway during the second Pulp Fashion Week in Paris. (May 10, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN