“Gotta practice, practice. Gotta get rid of that gag reflex if I’m
gonna go through with this change thing.”
I would’ve thought his gag reflex would have been shot to hell the from the first time he was forced to go down on Kris.
Banana and attending church?? I guess he did learn a lot from the Kardashians and their fame-whoring…
It’s pretty much a given that once you become famous, bananas and lollis will press-fuck you over ’til the end.
Did she put a condom on that banana?
From the look of that peel, that was one BIG fucking banana.
Don’t bite, bitch! I mean, dude…. whatever.
Oh that Bruce. He IS still going by Bruce, right?
“YES! Now that that damned Adam’s Apple is gone, I can finally swallow a whole banana!”
Great form Bruce! He’s definitely warming up for what comes next…in the confession booth.
“Dear banana, all the way down my throat. Have you noticed that my apple is gone? You are now free to roam all you want. I love you, my sweet, sensuous, banana.”
*My plan is going great. Everyone thinks I’m jamming a banana down my throat*
Given this family, he’s probably thinking of Kylie or Kendall.
The best part of living with the Kardashians was all the fresh bananas Bruce got. It was weird, but they would only eat the black ones.
NOM NOM NOM Penis NOM NOM NOM!!
“No one’s saying you can’t eat a banana, Bruce. But you can’t stand on the corner sucking it for 30 minutes. You have to actually take a bite.”
Nope. Too easy.
“I’m almost ready Alejandro…almost ready”
I’m a chick with a banana and I’ve come to say, if you want to change your gender there’s an easy way…
Oh man, Chiquita old school FTW.
*sniff* “I miss you, Bi-Curious George.”
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