She’s practicing pulling plugs.
Figure like a cereal box. Ugh.
Kind of like SpongeBob
“Um…Crystal…You’ve got one of Hef’s pubes caught in your teeth.”
From BJ’ing to DJ’ing. Sort of a sideways career move.
I wonder what the photographer was saying “hey Crystal, strike a stupid pose!’
Sadly, Crustal died just two weeks after this photo when she chewed through the power cord of her sybian.
This is what passes for a playmate these days? No wonder no cares about Playboy these days except for their orgies, I mean parties at the mansion.
How does she hold her pant up with no hips? Then again I guess she doesn’t need pants most of the time.
She should be encouraged to chew more cords.
Preferably ones that are plugged in.
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Crystal Hefner dj-ing(?) at the Rehab Bikini Invitational Round 1 at The Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Vegas. (May 10, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN