John Mayer at JFK Airport in New York City. (May 11, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
LARPING Convention huh? Yeah Katy, he’s a real keeper…
“I’m sorry, but your blanky will count as a second carry on item.”
“Shit. They finally make me dungeon master and I am late to the first game.”
He’s a hybrid class, level 25 Douchecaster.
Last time I showed up at the airport in a robe the fucking TSA tazed and cuffed me. ‘course, I wasn’t wearing anything under it so….
you already missed the train to Hogwarts.
As much as I hate to admit it, I truly and honestly wish I was at a level in my life where I could seriously give absolutely no fucks and go through airport security in a house coat.
Awwww, who am I kidding? That guy just looks like a Grade “A” douche.
Harry “AIDS” Potter has places to go.
I was going to say ‘your move Shia’ but I am sure he is already working on it.
What kind of fucking douche wears a snuggie backwards?
How does this guy get so much pussy?
God, I remember how embarrassed I’d be when Mom would dress like this and drive me to school in the mornings.
“The Douche abides.”
What the frock?
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