1. LARPING Convention huh? Yeah Katy, he’s a real keeper…

  2. “I’m sorry, but your blanky will count as a second carry on item.”

  3. fred

    “Shit. They finally make me dungeon master and I am late to the first game.”

  4. He’s a hybrid class, level 25 Douchecaster.

  5. Last time I showed up at the airport in a robe the fucking TSA tazed and cuffed me. ‘course, I wasn’t wearing anything under it so….

  6. you already missed the train to Hogwarts.

  7. As much as I hate to admit it, I truly and honestly wish I was at a level in my life where I could seriously give absolutely no fucks and go through airport security in a house coat.

    Awwww, who am I kidding? That guy just looks like a Grade “A” douche.

  8. Harry “AIDS” Potter has places to go.

  9. Fucking really?

  10. I was going to say ‘your move Shia’ but I am sure he is already working on it.

  11. What kind of fucking douche wears a snuggie backwards?

  12. How does this guy get so much pussy?

  13. God, I remember how embarrassed I’d be when Mom would dress like this and drive me to school in the mornings.

  14. “The Douche abides.”

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