Jennifer Lopez in West Hollywood. (April 6, 2012)
“Ms. Lopez! How many months left on Casper “Dancy Smurf” Smart’s boyfriend contract?”
“Come on guys, let’s keep the noise down, I just put him to sleep and if he wakes up now he’s gonna want to dance all night.”
Why keep showing these overexposed pictures of Whitney the day before she died?
“Jennifer how many STD’s did you give that kid?”
“Stop everything! Wait…wait….I think thought just went through my head. That was wierd.”
“Not now.. “
“Just a brief announcement…Casper has decided to go back to school. But ONLY if we can get his teacher to skip him one grade.”
You might want to back off before she uses the dark side to choke you.
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