I want one this big!!! Yes, A chocolate mousse topped cupcake, this BIG!!!
Throw me the ham! I’ll throw you the whip! Not much time!
If you’re desperate and you know it, clap your hands….
You must be at least this big to ride the SS Vajazzle.
I qualify but vajazzles chap my wiener.
Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, single man.
Make me a bride as fast as you can;
Roll me up, roll me up;
And poke me in the can!
Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, single man!
Pretty damn good, Frank!
(head of security yelling into mic)
“Who the fuck let John Hanna into the employee parking lot?! Tell him to pack up his elephant seals and get to Set 7 for christ sake!”
With this one boobs > legs, so this look is a failure.
Yay! I drive car!
You must be this long to ride!
“Jennifer, did you really give that guy a handy in the show? How big was he?”
Kevin Sorbo had a sex change?
Yeah, you’re one to make fun of Reese Witherspoon, aren’t you?
I’d hit it.
Throw me the bouquet, please please please. I need a husband.
poor little QTπ .
if only the tabloids would cut her some slack.
after all, all women are batshit crazy.
she shouldn’t get all the attention for it.
(keep those JLH pics coming please tyvm)
“These are my co-stars!”
“If you are this big you get a ring!”
She’s playing keep-away with a man’s dignity.
I want a ring on all ten fingers!
“Got one of those ‘cocklate’ penises for Easter. It was about this big after a bit off the tip.”
I admit I may be stuck in the 90′s, but I’d still fucking ravage her.
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