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  1. “No, but I’ll give you 30,000 dollars to keep your clothes *on* from now on.”

  2. “Will that make me pregnant?”

  3. Johnny P!

    What’s wrong with this picture?
    a) she was photographed to begin with
    b) she’s actually being filmed
    c) this mental case shot shit loads of kids out of her baby-canon, probably produced a placenta the size of a Buick, and is famous for that
    d) all of the above

    • e) She’s wearing designer sweats and Uggs and she’s on family assistance.

      • Not to mention the fact that she’s at the fucking airport. So if she’s being flown somewhere, at the very least it means she’s not out looking for work, at the most she’s being paid to show up somewhere. Why is there never a curb-jumping speeding bus when you need one?

      • Wait, justifiable—are you saying LAX isn’t a hooker stroll? Since when?

      • LAX has its standards, man. Regardless of the fact that she’d have to pay the average john to let her blow him – strolling in UGG boots? Srsly?

      • “she’d have to pay the average john to let her blow him…”

        How much, do you suppose?

      • Crissy

        I dont know is Hollister can be considered “designer” brand. That’s only a step up from Aeropostale! Just Saying!

      • Bianca

        Put it this way; it’s too damn high end for somebody apparently too poor to feed her own kids. Even if she got her outfit on sale, it’s still about $200. That can buy loads of frozen veggies, brown rice, beans and other staples and I’m sure she has piles of outfits aka “food” just like that collecting dust in her closet.

      • ACS111

        not to be in defense of Octo but how do we know that shes wearing UGG boots not AKA boots. dont believe for a min that the outfit costs 200$.
        I feel the outrage but Octo is slim pickings. Lets get outraged with Wallmart instead

  4. catapostrophe

    Trash with bags.

  5. hil

    I thought this was Fred Armisen doing a skit about octomom…

  6. Richard McBeef

    I bet there are a couple of dead ones still in there.

  7. George P Burdll

    We represent the Lollipop Guild
    The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild.

  8. Cornbread

    Downs. Totally explains why she thought squeezing out 14 kids was a good idea.

  9. in town on vacation.

    It’s like if Mickey Rourke was cast in The Hot Chick.

  10. Billybob

    I wish I had more hands so I could give this bitch 8 thumbs down. The milk’s gone bad!

  11. Mickey01232000

    This picture explains why her kids were conceived with a turken baster.

  12. dangermike

    In other news, The Superficial has announced a collaborative effort with The People Of Walmart to bring you a new site, WelfareBroodhens.com, where you can get the latest up-to-date news and scintillating photos on your favorite washed-up never-been’s.

  13. This ‘Encino Woman’ remake looks pretty low budget.

  14. CK

    “If you cash in enough frequent flyer miles, all your kids can eat snacks free on JetBlue!”

  15. The Brown Streak

    Why does Octomom sound like a villain from Doctor Who? Come to think of it why does she look like one too?

  16. HackSaw

    Is she cashing in her food stamp frequent flyer miles?

  17. That was a lob

    I wanna smell the inside of those Uggs.

  18. dooood

    wouldn’t it be more practical to throw this nutbar into a mental institution and give her kids to angelina jolie?

  19. “Can you spare 36¢…??? I’m trying to get to Switzerland.”

  20. Contusion

    And Hollister’s stock just dropped like a Madonna record on the second week.

  21. mbcl

    “For the last time I’m not Arnold’s maid !”

  22. She found full-time work as an airport canopy.

  23. EricLr

    Hard to believe no guy has snapped that up, huh?

  24. journalschism

    Never been so angry at a gallery thumbnail in my life.

  25. Popeye

    $5 says this chick off’s herself

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